all bookings are to be made on the book board. Contrary to popular belief, the book board is not a social club for those lacking sex on a regular basis Oprah. Anyone hitting up providers must do so on the book board. This is NOT to be done on regional ad boards nor on regional discussion boards. Regional ad boards are reserved for providers hitting on hobbyists and regional discussion boards are reserved for discussing sex because that's how you get horny. Please don't clog the regional discussion boards with futile attempts to get in providers' pants. Also note that since the Asia board has no posts, all discussions of rock n' roll music are to be placed on the Asia board. No sex or rock n' roll is allowed on the book board, is that clear?
Once you're done discussing sex and have determined that you're horny enough to hook up with a provider, please book your appointments on the book board ONLY. Stop pissing off the mods by forcing them to shift posts between boards because you don't know where the hell to put your posts. The rules were made for 5 year olds, what's wrong with you people?
Now, for those of you age 4 and under, let's summarize one more time. Regional ad boards are where women hit on men, regional discussion boards are where men and women discuss sex but don't actually have it, and the book board is where men hook up with women. Asia is where we discuss rock n' roll which we've known for decades is the primary driving force behind fornication. Asia has absolutely no relationship whatsoever to the band and continent by the same name so just get that out of your head. The naming of the Asia board was done by a complicated process of random selection and it could easily have been Africa, Europe, Antartica, Indonesia, Japan, Hawaii, Greenland, the Soviet Union, or any other of a long list of names that are continents even though some of these aren't continents but who gives a shit? Asia was created for rock n' roll so put your damn posts where they belong. However, note that since the board is named Asia, TER fairness policies prohibit any discussion of the band or continent named Asia and doing so will result in immediate banning. All other bands and continents may be discussed freely on the Asia board until such time as the board name changes to another continent/band. At that time, anyone who had previously posted comments about other bands/continents containing the new name of the board will be banned retroactively to the date the prohibited posts were made. Therefore, it would be wise to avoid posting about any band and continent sharing the same name to avoid a future conflict of interest.
TER staff appreciates your adherence to these very simple rules. Don't piss us off by forcing us to rewrite the rules for 3 year olds.
Thank you,
PhonyAdmin's anal-retentive assistant
Social notices (ie engagements, weddings, graduations, etc) will no longer be allowed on regular Regional discussion boards on TER please take note of these changes.
We have created new Regional social sub-forums for these posts only. Any social post that is posted to the regular Regional board will be moved by the moderator to the Regional social post board. Also, regular ad posts for wedding planners, caterers, churches, function halls, etc, will not be allowed on the Regional social post boards.
The social posting Regional boards can be found in the same drop down menu as the rest of the Regional boards.
Regards,
So are you saying that THIS Forum is anti-social?
known to be from time to time. Good pick up.
all bookings are to be made on the book board. Contrary to popular belief, the book board is not a social club for those lacking sex on a regular basis Oprah. Anyone hitting up providers must do so on the book board. This is NOT to be done on regional ad boards nor on regional discussion boards. Regional ad boards are reserved for providers hitting on hobbyists and regional discussion boards are reserved for discussing sex because that's how you get horny. Please don't clog the regional discussion boards with futile attempts to get in providers' pants. Also note that since the Asia board has no posts, all discussions of rock n' roll music are to be placed on the Asia board. No sex or rock n' roll is allowed on the book board, is that clear?
Once you're done discussing sex and have determined that you're horny enough to hook up with a provider, please book your appointments on the book board ONLY. Stop pissing off the mods by forcing them to shift posts between boards because you don't know where the hell to put your posts. The rules were made for 5 year olds, what's wrong with you people?
Now, for those of you age 4 and under, let's summarize one more time. Regional ad boards are where women hit on men, regional discussion boards are where men and women discuss sex but don't actually have it, and the book board is where men hook up with women. Asia is where we discuss rock n' roll which we've known for decades is the primary driving force behind fornication. Asia has absolutely no relationship whatsoever to the band and continent by the same name so just get that out of your head. The naming of the Asia board was done by a complicated process of random selection and it could easily have been Africa, Europe, Antartica, Indonesia, Japan, Hawaii, Greenland, the Soviet Union, or any other of a long list of names that are continents even though some of these aren't continents but who gives a shit? Asia was created for rock n' roll so put your damn posts where they belong. However, note that since the board is named Asia, TER fairness policies prohibit any discussion of the band or continent named Asia and doing so will result in immediate banning. All other bands and continents may be discussed freely on the Asia board until such time as the board name changes to another continent/band. At that time, anyone who had previously posted comments about other bands/continents containing the new name of the board will be banned retroactively to the date the prohibited posts were made. Therefore, it would be wise to avoid posting about any band and continent sharing the same name to avoid a future conflict of interest.
TER staff appreciates your adherence to these very simple rules. Don't piss us off by forcing us to rewrite the rules for 3 year olds.
Thank you,
PhonyAdmin's anal-retentive assistant
I think you're absolutely right, PP. It's easy to understand the way you lais it out.
LOL
Once you're done discussing sex and have determined that you're horny enough to hook up with a provider, please book your appointments on the book board ONLY. Stop pissing off the mods by forcing them to shift posts between boards because you don't know where the hell to put your posts. The rules were made for 5 year olds, what's wrong with you people?
Now, for those of you age 4 and under, let's summarize one more time. Regional ad boards are where women hit on men, regional discussion boards are where men and women discuss sex but don't actually have it, and the book board is where men hook up with women. Asia is where we discuss rock n' roll which we've known for decades is the primary driving force behind fornication. Asia has absolutely no relationship whatsoever to the band and continent by the same name so just get that out of your head. The naming of the Asia board was done by a complicated process of random selection and it could easily have been Africa, Europe, Antartica, Indonesia, Japan, Hawaii, Greenland, the Soviet Union, or any other of a long list of names that are continents even though some of these aren't continents but who gives a shit? Asia was created for rock n' roll so put your damn posts where they belong. However, note that since the board is named Asia, TER fairness policies prohibit any discussion of the band or continent named Asia and doing so will result in immediate banning. All other bands and continents may be discussed freely on the Asia board until such time as the board name changes to another continent/band. At that time, anyone who had previously posted comments about other bands/continents containing the new name of the board will be banned retroactively to the date the prohibited posts were made. Therefore, it would be wise to avoid posting about any band and continent sharing the same name to avoid a future conflict of interest.
TER staff appreciates your adherence to these very simple rules. Don't piss us off by forcing us to rewrite the rules for 3 year olds.
Thank you,
PhonyAdmin's anal-retentive assistant
This explanation is how TER should have rolled this whole thing out to begin with... Please have the moderators distribute this message to the masses.