So a friend and I have been working on scheduling an MFM for Thursday. We hit a snag but looks like we are back on track. In the meantime I wrote an ISO I was going to post. Thought I'd share anyway and give you a chuckle. If it tickles any lady's fancy you can PM me for a future rendezvous.  

Sure and be whore ya, this offer is real
MFM is our kind of deal.  
We're 2 horny Leprechauns with a potful o gold
And the date we had hop d for has got us on hold
We come seeking a fine lovely lass  
With a sweet and available ass
A real hot Phatty  
To start our St. Patty
She'll kiss our old Blarneys till we're hard as a stone
And then we'll lay down together and all make her moan.  
So if, like Saint Paddy, you've got what it takes  
To open our trousers and handle our snakes
PM us here with your thoughts on some fun
Let's all get lucky and get this thing done.  

(If I offended anyone with the first line my apologies. Not representative of my usual language or attitude, but I just couldn't pass up the rhyme)