Same sentiment from where I sit. I've seen these ads and w/o a real track record, who you get at the door might be anyone. Maybe the OP might be feeling lucky. I'm not.
Do they think I am an idiot? If it's not her, odds are I do not want it, and odds are she will still want to get paid if I still take it.
Used to work with a guy, salesperson, who loved to say "no problem." Eventually I came to understand that what that really meant was "I have no problem selling you whatever shit we have, regardless of whether it comes remotely near to what you want."
If it's not me, it's free means... come on in sucker, we are not worried about whether the girl you see is this one, and we do not want you to worry about it either.
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