Reminds me of the first time I had sex. I was in my mid twenties--shy and just froze up around women. So I decided to go to a local brothel to just get the experience done once and for all.  When I walked in the madam was nice but also direct. She asked me what I wanted and when I stammered "ummm, errr, ummm". She said, "{come on, dont have all day. do you want french? straight? 69? or what?" I was very nervous and didnt know what any of them were so I just said Id take the last one she said; 69. Soooo, went to the room and this beautiful young woman came in. We assumed the position with her on top of me. Being inexperienced I wasnt sure quite what to do, but there it was right in front of my face so I did what came natural; she at the same time took me into her mouth. A few minutes go by and suddenly...FART... she rips one. I was taken aback but was enjoying the sex so just continued on. A few minutes later and...FART...she does it again!!! This one was louder and had a strong scent to it. I paused and said to the girl: "excuse me, Don't get me wrong, I love what were doing here, but I dont believe I can take 67 more of those" (wink)