You don't do this, you won't do that, your pencil pussy can't take big dicks. Thank goodness for your mouth because that's where the action is with you baby, lol!
So if I did a 12-hour with you, I'd get 2 hours of sex, 8 hours of you snoring, and 2 hours of non-stop blabbing minus potty breaks. Actually no, you can still blab during potty breaks and I forgot to include all the time it takes to get dressed, get undressed, get dressed again, get undressed again, not to mention shower time but we'll lump that in with blab time and call it even OK?
I have a proposal for you. Let's skip the getting dressed part, that saves 50% of your wardrobe malfuncntion time so you can either spend it keeping me happy or sleeping, your choice. However, should you choose to sleep on my dime, I expect you to be completely naked with your DD's prominently displayed so at least I have something to look at while I jack off. Deal?
Knowing you, I'm sure there's a LOT more discussion to come before we sign the 12-page hooker/john contract with said stipulations clearly spelled out. But wait again, we forgot to include drunk embarass-the-client time at a local bar so what hours are those coming off of, my sex time?
One thing's for certain, between your explanation and mine, we're both confused so I think you should put your (lack of) math skills to use and break this down in 6-minute intervals (0.1) hours. I'll bring the stop-watch lest we get behind schedule at any point during the blab-fest
By all means, feel free to call me and discuss this since I have nothing better to do while driving home from work.
Yours truly,
PP (aka T-boner)