Chicago

I hate sex in the movies....
thick 937 reads
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1 / 17

Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood...

maybe44712 11 Reviews 632 reads
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2 / 17

Haha. The version I heard was:
"I hate sex on the tv, I keep falling off.

Sage of Chicago See my TER Reviews 659 reads
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3 / 17

sex in the movies is hard but can be done, but a BBBJ in the movies is much easier to accomplish and more fun any way.  Easier to put away in case of detection.

thick 554 reads
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4 / 17

Yes I know....wheeeeeeee.....

Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 876 reads
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5 / 17

And everyone in the drice-in knew what we were up to.  That's when I made a note to self, no more sex in the driver's seat of a two seater convertible.

wrigs26 37 Reviews 742 reads
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6 / 17

If not, the new bill in Springfield will get you arrested and your property seized. What will they think of next to bother us hobbyists?

wrigs26 37 Reviews 502 reads
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7 / 17
PitchingWedge 91 Reviews 1123 reads
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8 / 17
wandawanton4u See my TER Reviews 819 reads
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9 / 17

they threw me out of the Drive last time, for doing it in the back of my friend's vehicle
....I love pickup trucks!!

Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 1799 reads
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10 / 17

"Pickup" truck and truck "bed"

Lol

thick 1064 reads
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11 / 17
kylalavi See my TER Reviews 1210 reads
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12 / 17

I end up getting busy in the theaters we always end up on the floor.... my ass is to tall for those seats anyways hahaha..... it can get kinda dirty but if ur in the mood... your in the freakin mood!!!!!

Kyla

HangingwithBears 460 reads
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13 / 17

was doing it RCG. Should have done it CG...but then those boobs would have been slapping the horn, lol.

This reminds me of a long-standing fantasy that's never been fulfilled. It involves a car and a bumpy gravel road. :-)

JcsPlayGround See my TER Reviews 663 reads
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15 / 17

Hello

I always hated when the police would tap on the window when your pants are down........lol

HangingwithBears 540 reads
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16 / 17

Just grab the whole stack out of the dispenser along with extra "butter" for slippery fun. Not sure where the butter would end up but at least you wouldn't get ass burns on that filthy floor. It'd be hilarious walking out with a bunch of yellow napkins stuck to your ass. Even funnier with popcorn mixed in.

Time to nuke some popcorn...

fred_flintstone 15 Reviews 1311 reads
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17 / 17

I remember my father having a Buick Electra 225.  The front seat was so big that my girlfriend and I cold lay down on it with no problem.  They no longer make front bench seats and the cars are not nearly as wide as before.  Sure enjoyed that car.

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