I stayed the weekend in Chicago and wanted to see some hotty naked girls, so I went to VIPS titty bar.  It was $20 to get in, and $20 for the lamest dance ever!  They don't even get naked!  and you cant even touch them!  not even their butt or waist!  what a tease!  LOL  So I consoled myself with 3 martinis and fell asleep in my room with my vibrator  LOL

Club O wasn't much better.

Agreed.  VIP's is a total waste.  My experience there was exactly like yours.  Minus the martinis and vibe.

That you couldn't coax some young honey to go back to your room with you. Maybe you needed your own bottle and a little weed, but if you needed some loving shucks, I don't think you tried too hard. Otherwise, Chicago sucks for strip bars. Way too many rules. The clubs out south are a little more risque, but the clientel have issues.

I'm more interested in taking a man to my room than a girl.  I went to the titty bar to see something and there was nothing to see---and the 3 girls that I spoke to, were not very bright to say the least.  There was nothing going on there intellectually or sexually.  

So I'm saving myself for the GUYS of Chicago, who know what to do in bed!  LOL  Im staying in the city till tue or wed  still offering the CANDLE special rate of $150 for 30 min and $250 for an hour if you bring a candle

If contact and grinding are your thing, then Club O is your place. HB's is a decent place. $10 cover, free beer,free food, 50 cent drinks. $10 full contact lap dances.As far as talent at HB's it's a hit or miss depending on the night. At VIP's, the girls are better looking. There is no touching allowed...with the exception of the VIP room. Tip the bouncer a $20 and he looks the other way.If you go back to VIP's, check out Mila and Alexandria. Take 'em both to the Champagne room and watch go at each other! But then again....take the same amount of $$$$ and go see Sophia and watch her!!! LOL

I am also a lady who enjoys a good strip club and I've spent a lot of money in some of the best strip clubs in the country. One of the best I've seen is here in Chicago. It's called 390 and it's in Chicago Heights on Joe Orr Road. Female customers need a male to escort them in. It's WELL worth it! Like Vips, you will find plenty of super hot girls and some not so hot. The dances are cheap enough that you will want to go straight to the VIP and there, it's ALL good! My favorite dancer is "Mercedes". She is bi and hot as hell. Her dances are out of this world and so are the other girls. Tell her Nina sent you. You will not be disappointed!

going to a strip joint is like giving plastic food to a starving man .....

I save my $ for the real thing.

Will she pull a double with you?

Reoubles Anyone?

Perhaps. Call me privately to discuss. Nina of Chicago, eros

I am still working up the courage to see you alone. Perhaps after that you and Mercedes would be an excellent treat for my birthday. BTW, I hear that you rock!

Reoubles Anyone?

This is really presumptuous of both of you.  That Mercedes @ 390 would escort just because she's a dancer (HandsFree) and that you could could convince her to do so (Nina25) is to treat her like a piece of meat.  She is neither a notch in your belt, nor is she a commodity for you to make money off of.

Is Mercedes a black lady that used to dance at Club O.