Man back in the day, me and my crew would pile into the car on Friday at 5pm...in rush hour traffic...for nearly a 5 hour drive to Detroit to hit the clubs. Would have done it every week, but we had bills to pay lol. In your neck of the woods Heavenly Bodies is not too far from O'Hare, but it would be like artificial imitation low cal freeze dried deep dish pizza. What is downtown Chicago is not worth going to.  The better strip clubs in Chicagoland are actually in the southern suburbs.  Tampa is about the only place that rivals Detroit. Even Atlanta to me is not as good.

I miss the days I visited Detroit and the clubs on 8 mile.  They were wild. The Asian girls from the Philippines would dry hump you at your table and it was easy to get a date after they close or for the next day during day time hours.

I've never had a good time in Chicago strip clubs. I did have a good time at the Industrial Strip in Gary once with a girl in the back room who may have had too much to drink, but never a good time in Chicago.

If you're ever in Detroit, check out the places along 8 mile road.

94E to Detroit ....

...and if I lived in Detroit, I'd spend most of my time in Windsor.  Beautiful nude ladies and alcohol too.  Yum.