Fabulous advice and spot on. Your last "Do" is very important. While may no smell anything others will. Do you remember the first time you smelled 420 on someone's coat after they took their smoke break. Well, pussy has a way of lingering. That's not all bad, but if you have someone waiting on your return, it's a dead giveaway.

I received an email from a potential client whose wife had hacked his email and threw all of his clothes on their front lawn.  Needless to say he called to cancel.

She even took it one step further and tried to book a "couples" appointment for the two of them to catch him.  She also called me!

Guys.  While you are letting the "little head" do the thinking about your erotic adventures, make sure your "big head" is covering your a*s!

DON'T use your work computer to set up appointments and DON'T use your work email for correspondence UNLES0 you own the company or are in charge of the I.T. Depaertment.  Your employer may see everything you are doing.  It's their right!!

DO set up a "hobby" email account.  Use a password that no one will guess.  If you share a computer, and your S/O gets suspicious, there are "key logging" programs that can be installed that will capture every keystroke you make.

DO buy a history washing program and use it every time you get off the computer.   If you make it a habit, you won't slip up!

DON'T use an email address such as "LIKEPUSSY.". On the off chance that your spouse comes up behind you while you are using this account, this screen name will surely raise red flags.  Also do not save hobby related correspondence for "sentimental reasons" as they could make good reading for her divorce attorney.

DO invest in a hobby phone or make sure that your spouse does not AND cannot get access to your phone records!!!  Even if she is not on the account, phone records can be subpoenaed.  DO put this phone in a secure place and invest in a car charger and NEVER charge it at home!

DO throw away directions to the lady's incall and her phone number immediately after the appointment and before returning home!


DO wash your face and hands and gargle with mouthwash before returning home, especially if you dined at the Y.  Bringing home leftovers is strongly discouraged.  Plus this ensures you remove any makeup residue and the smell of wine if you had a drink with the lady.

Finally do have your story in order in case:


A) she calls your cell and you did not answer,
B) she called your work and you left early
C) you arrive home later than you intended due to traffic.

Just a reminder that you cannot be too careful!

had a wife call me who was aware of what was happening and called as if she was looking to work with me and had me going!
so when she asked if I had one of her old clients and gave me his name, which made all kinds of flags jump up to me, I told her I don't keep info and the name didn't ring a bell, but it did since I just booked an appt for him couple hours before!
When I called him to make him aware of this, he said she must of found my phone number in his gym bag! Not smart at all! leave a phone number of a girl and your wife or gf googles it, guess what she is going to find guys besides a lawyer!
with all this good advice here why don't you guys do it? Do you think you are to slick and will get away with it?

am single w/o a gf on purpose because most are pita's, however i for one appreciate the candid responses by the other posters.  it's good to see that there are a few people who give a flying f about others.  thx

Leaving behind any jewelry, such as watches, which seems to be the main thing our friends take off before getting friendly.  I have had so many men have to go out of their way to come back after I spot their watch on a table or whatever and I call and their always so grateful cuz no watch coming home equals raised eyebrows.  

So guys CLOCK your WATCH

XXX-Giselle

And just hobby your way thru life!

Very thoughtful words from one of the best as we probably all know a horror story or two.  Even though I know many of what you said, the information was worth a double reading as a reminder.  Thanks for caring about us.

....is if you guys are like me and do a lot of incalls you have a tendancy to use your GPS.  I make it a habit to erase the history and recently visited places as soon as i get back in the car.

also, i erase the phone number from the cell phone at the same time.  its just a good habit to get into.


randolph

hit it on the spot..  all my dates do wash up before they return to their partners..
also if you chat on yahoo im .. be sure to erase your msgs too within your yahoo im name in your pc
IndianaProvider

Thanks Sinful for the time and the effort. All these poor married guys need to heed your advice and keep their asses out of divorce court. Divorce + child support+ alimony= no play money.

And I especially liked the part of a more generic type handle. Pussymonger as a handle is definitely going to be hard to explain when your wife quickly looks over your shoulder and see's that one. LOL

Thanks Sinful.

FT61

Put the IPASS in the glove compartment and pay cash for the tolls, if you don't have a good reason to be in a particular area on a given day.  It is super easy to see the tolls paid by a transponder on the Tollway's web site.

If you use a GPS navigation device in your car, don't forget to delete any incriminating info. that you may have stored, e.g. addresses to incalls, hotels, etc.  Also, "previous destinations" are usually stored automatically, so be sure to delete those from the memory.

Being single and without an SO, I don't  have to worry about these things, but I don't want any of my hobbyist friends with SOs to get into trouble ....LOL.