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Do you sing like Ann or Nancy? [e]
GaGambler 1137 reads
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That leaves a lot of room open there Jack

After all, two weeks is "under six months" WAAAYYY fucking under. lol

but yeah I agree, those who "go out" with the biggest fanfare are the ones who seem destined to return, usually with some bullshit story about how successful they were in civvie life.

Dr Who revived 1741 reads
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2 / 45
How long is the typical retirement for a gal?

I usually set the over/under at six months when i see a retirement announcement....yeah, that includes the lame guys that feel compelled to announce it as well  LOL

Having followed these boards for years now...the successful exits are those that just delist themselves and move along to the next chapter.

But I do love the gals (and those lame ass guys) that need to post the "look at me" threADs announcing their next retirement.   Makes for interesting reading on an otherwise dull board.

Jack Bauer 378 Reviews 1257 reads
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3 / 45
I'd go with under 6 months.

Once the sugar daddy is out of the picture, that money flies away fast.

Dr Who revived 1024 reads
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4 / 45
Yep...that's the typical range

Hell...after the "duo" announcement back in July I had the under at Halloween.

Can't win them all...should have shot for New Years and I come up a winner.

Those new disclaimers are interesting as well...I wonder why she put that on her new site?  
Posted By: Jack Bauer
Once the sugar daddy is out of the picture, that money flies away fast.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1378 reads
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5 / 45
I think my longest unannounced retirement was six days. E


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Dr Who revived 1137 reads
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6 / 45
See...the key here is that it needs to be announced

Hell...plenty of gals take that week off when Auntie is here.  That isn't the criteria  LOL

It's a riot to see the full blown announcement complete with descriptions of what their next life event will be.

Fortunately most of those insipid threads are still up...so when she (or they) make their triumphant return it can be determined who wins the over/under part of the bet.

Another component of the bet is how much did some poor sap pay the gal while she was "retired".  I'll let Gambler explain how that can be won by those who like to play that game.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1872 reads
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7 / 45
Oh. Well LR I think is going on a year. But

I believe she turned to God. Quite honestly, hotel California is a no check out system, but I've seen many people check out of the hotel by investing in their faith. Remember I was in ministry for years. It's a pretty cool thing to see people succeed in things others say they can't.

At this time, I'll just say I'm building my testimony lol.

HangingwithBears 981 reads
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8 / 45
That was part of it...

and she won't be back, I'm absolutely positive. If the guys had their over/under bets going on LR, they were all losers, lol.

Hardwood469 18 Reviews 1488 reads
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9 / 45
Re: "I was in ministry for years"

Wickum?

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1474 reads
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10 / 45
Re: "I was in ministry for years"

No, lol

Dr Who revived 1045 reads
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11 / 45
Not quite true...

If you'll recall once she "retired" under her original handle she made a comeback with several others (handles).

So I'd need to get a formal decision from the bookies on whether that constituted a retirement quickly followed by an "I'm back".

However she soon tired of that and has left this world for other adventures.  I hope she has found the happiness she was seeking.
Posted By: Polish_Pirate
and she won't be back, I'm absolutely positive. If the guys had their over/under bets going on LR, they were all losers, lol.

HangingwithBears 1012 reads
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12 / 45
Don't think it qualifies as "I'm back"

While it is true that LR had several other handles after her "official" retirement, she wasn't really back. She hadn't left yet but rather changed personalities on the way out, lol. So it was a slow send off rather than what you're thinking of the typical I'm gone vs I'm back.

If you had an over/under on LR, you're way over by any means of measurement. LOL...

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 1053 reads
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13 / 45
huh

sounds like another " carrot on a stick " thread from our esteemed " stir up the pot " connoisseur..

Posted By: Dr Who revived
I usually set the over/under at six months when i see a retirement announcement....yeah, that includes the lame guys that feel compelled to announce it as well  LOL  
   
 Having followed these boards for years now...the successful exits are those that just delist themselves and move along to the next chapter.  
   
 But I do love the gals (and those lame ass guys) that need to post the "look at me" threADs announcing their next retirement.   Makes for interesting reading on an otherwise dull board.

inicky46 61 Reviews 880 reads
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14 / 45
DUHhhhhhh. Do ya think???

That was a rhetorical question.

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 1253 reads
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15 / 45
Most are committed to the retirement at the time.

Just remember only 8% of New Year's resolutions are kept.

Maybe we throw too many stones here.

Happy new year, I'm off to break another resolution.

Senator.Blutarsky 996 reads
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16 / 45
Would breaking that resolution...

have anything to do with this young lady?

GaGambler 1067 reads
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17 / 45
Re: Don't think it qualifies as "I'm back"

If you are talking about HTG, I would have to agree, beyond that I really don't want to comment.

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
While it is true that LR had several other handles after her "official" retirement, she wasn't really back. She hadn't left yet but rather changed personalities on the way out, lol. So it was a slow send off rather than what you're thinking of the typical I'm gone vs I'm back.  
   
 If you had an over/under on LR, you're way over by any means of measurement. LOL...

GaGambler 1048 reads
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18 / 45
Maybe he came back to see if he had won the award he coveted so badly

TER's Grumpiest Poster Award. The last I checked it was a dead heat between him and AnnoyingFungus.

HangingwithBears 1017 reads
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19 / 45
Yep

No comment here either. My lips are sealed.

Posted By: GaGambler
If you are talking about HTG, I would have to agree, beyond that I really don't want to comment.  
   
Posted By: Polish_Pirate
While it is true that LR had several other handles after her "official" retirement, she wasn't really back. She hadn't left yet but rather changed personalities on the way out, lol. So it was a slow send off rather than what you're thinking of the typical I'm gone vs I'm back.  
     
  If you had an over/under on LR, you're way over by any means of measurement. LOL...

HangingwithBears 978 reads
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20 / 45
Let's hope so :-) [e]


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Dr Who revived 1016 reads
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21 / 45
Where have you been?

I guess you had more pressing business to attend to  LOL

Posted By: macdaddy1944
sounds like another " carrot on a stick " thread from our esteemed " stir up the pot " connoisseur..  
   
Posted By: Dr Who revived
I usually set the over/under at six months when i see a retirement announcement....yeah, that includes the lame guys that feel compelled to announce it as well  LOL  
     
  Having followed these boards for years now...the successful exits are those that just delist themselves and move along to the next chapter.  
     
  But I do love the gals (and those lame ass guys) that need to post the "look at me" threADs announcing their next retirement.   Makes for interesting reading on an otherwise dull board.

HangingwithBears 982 reads
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22 / 45
There goes the peace and quiet around here

Looks like the holidays are over and we're back to throwing darts, lol. I throw best after a beer or two.

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 831 reads
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23 / 45
Heavens no!

I would never resolve to not see her.

She might resolve to not see me however

JoeAverageHobbyist 816 reads
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24 / 45
Ministry??

Now all of your high and mighty BS on the boards makes complete sense.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1027 reads
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25 / 45
Throwing stones in glass houses?

And Uhm, I'm a prostitute now. Not ashamed of it, but 'Used' to be in ministry - which wasn't preaching to churches, but singing to people in hospice and helping ppl living crack houses.

And you can't have a high and mighty attitude doing shit like that or you'll get shot lol.

Though I do notice a hell of a lot more high and mighty people here on some of these boards than in religious organizations - just sayin'. ;)  

 
Posted By: JoeAverageHobbyist
 
 Now all of your high and mighty BS on the boards makes complete sense.
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ziggy440 84 Reviews 1049 reads
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26 / 45
Just call a troll, a troll, mickey d. I do, often, but strangely he is in denial

How long have you been retired, Hootie? I am up to 10 days, but, shhhh, don't tell anyone. Almost time to unretire, anyway.

zig

Hardwood469 18 Reviews 958 reads
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27 / 45
I clicked "Like."

Good for you. I'd book you just for your singing. In fact, I remember I once booked a session with a young lady who mentioned she was a singer. I lold her I liked the gospel "I'm Coming Home" so she sang it for me. Quite a memorable experience. She recently was a contestant on one of the popular talent shows.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 948 reads
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28 / 45
Re: I clicked

See? Book with a singer, just in case they become famous. Lol. I bet it was pretty cool to see her on TV. You can say "I've been with her". I know guys who see porn stars for that reason. I can also say I've been with a porn star, and it's pretty cool to watch the videos and say, "I've been with that chick" lol! (Sorry Zana lol)

I sing in secular venues now. I would be stoned and ostracized from the community if I led worship in a church doing what I do now, lol. But some of those gospel songs are really fun to sing. There is some serious technique going on in a lot of them. Also fun to belt it out every now and then.  
 
Posted By: Hardwood469
Good for you. I'd book you just for your singing. In fact, I remember I once booked a session with a young lady who mentioned she was a singer. I lold her I liked the gospel "I'm Coming Home" so she sang it for me. Quite a memorable experience. She recently was a contestant on one of the popular talent shows.


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Zana12345 See my TER Reviews 832 reads
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29 / 45
Re: I clicked ~~ No problem~~~

It is ok Courtney ~~ It is true. I used to get that all the time. I did almost 250 XXX films so a lot of gentlemen say they saw me in my films and wanted to be with me or they said that they had seen me so many times and "OMG" ~~ Finally I get to be with Zana. To me.. I am just a normal person who just loved to have sex and they happened to film it! LOL !!! For all of you that know me you know its true!! LOL
I miss you Courtney!!
Love
Zana

Posted By: Courtney.Ova
See? Book with a singer, just in case they become famous. Lol. I bet it was pretty cool to see her on TV. You can say "I've been with her". I know guys who see porn stars for that reason. I can also say I've been with a porn star, and it's pretty cool to watch the videos and say, "I've been with that chick" lol! (Sorry Zana lol)  
   
 I sing in secular venues now. I would be stoned and ostracized from the community if I led worship in a church doing what I do now, lol. But some of those gospel songs are really fun to sing. There is some serious technique going on in a lot of them. Also fun to belt it out every now and then.  
   
   
Posted By: Hardwood469
Good for you. I'd book you just for your singing. In fact, I remember I once booked a session with a young lady who mentioned she was a singer. I lold her I liked the gospel "I'm Coming Home" so she sang it for me. Quite a memorable experience. She recently was a contestant on one of the popular talent shows.
   
 

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ChicagoBob63 77 Reviews 832 reads
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30 / 45
Re: Would breaking that resolution...

who is blonde in picture?

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 944 reads
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31 / 45
Re: I clicked ~~ No problem~~~

very true..just ask Lee Stone or me..miss you..

Posted By: Zana12345
It is ok Courtney ~~ It is true. I used to get that all the time. I did almost 250 XXX films so a lot of gentlemen say they saw me in my films and wanted to be with me or they said that they had seen me so many times and "OMG" ~~ Finally I get to be with Zana. To me.. I am just a normal person who just loved to have sex and they happened to film it! LOL !!! For all of you that know me you know its true!! LOL  
 I miss you Courtney!!  
 Love  
 Zana  
   
Posted By: Courtney.Ova
See? Book with a singer, just in case they become famous. Lol. I bet it was pretty cool to see her on TV. You can say "I've been with her". I know guys who see porn stars for that reason. I can also say I've been with a porn star, and it's pretty cool to watch the videos and say, "I've been with that chick" lol! (Sorry Zana lol)  
     
  I sing in secular venues now. I would be stoned and ostracized from the community if I led worship in a church doing what I do now, lol. But some of those gospel songs are really fun to sing. There is some serious technique going on in a lot of them. Also fun to belt it out every now and then.    
     
     
Posted By: Hardwood469
Good for you. I'd book you just for your singing. In fact, I remember I once booked a session with a young lady who mentioned she was a singer. I lold her I liked the gospel "I'm Coming Home" so she sang it for me. Quite a memorable experience. She recently was a contestant on one of the popular talent shows.
 
     
   
   
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CubaGoodingJRsMama 956 reads
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32 / 45
Oh how I've missed those "Huh" posts of yours.

It speaks volumes about you...

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 1073 reads
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33 / 45
Re: Oh how I've missed those "Huh" posts of yours.

i usually like my volume turned up..

Posted By: CubaGoodingJRsMama
It speaks volumes about you...

GFE-Massage See my TER Reviews 1127 reads
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34 / 45
Unless it's not a marketing ploy ummm forever

The ones that really want to retire just go quietly. They take down their profile and begin a new life chapter. They may have an auto response email to tell people contacting about the retirement.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 899 reads
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35 / 45
Re: I clicked "Like."

P.S. I know and like that song. I will sing it for you too lol. Unless you have another request like heart lol

HangingwithBears 870 reads
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36 / 45
Do you sing like Ann or Nancy? [e]



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HangingwithBears 940 reads
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37 / 45
Not necessarily...

LR sure didn't qo quietly, lol.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 981 reads
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38 / 45
I like to sing Ann's songs... but don't sing like her lol e


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 930 reads
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39 / 45
Re: Not necessarily...

Haha she went out with a bang!!! ;)

Hardwood469 18 Reviews 985 reads
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40 / 45
Nice offer

You're an interesting person.

HangingwithBears 998 reads
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41 / 45
Ann's the voice of Heart but...

Nancy's voice makes me tingle all over - still... Actually, Nancy made me tingle all over every time she bent forward on stage and her boobs almost fell out. Loved that concert, we had binoculars being passed around, lol.

Have you watched Nancy's guitar training videos? Excellent and she looks good too :-)

inicky46 61 Reviews 952 reads
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Until she needs


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1080 reads
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43 / 45
They're all different for crazy on you. Nothing like a hot girl on guitar

I need to start checking those instructional videos out again now that I have this badass acoustic lol. Hey, maybe it'll get me off of these damn boards lol!

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Nancy's voice makes me tingle all over - still... Actually, Nancy made me tingle all over every time she bent forward on stage and her boobs almost fell out. Loved that concert, we had binoculars being passed around, lol.  
   
 Have you watched Nancy's guitar training videos? Excellent and she looks good too :-)


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sexxyleeza See my TER Reviews 1083 reads
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44 / 45
When I retire

It will be for good. I will not return

HangingwithBears 949 reads
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45 / 45
Hadn't seen that performance yet

I thought I'd seen them all - this one was great! Thanks for the link :-) Too bad the video quality was so poor in those days but the sisters were damn hot :-)

Nancy claims she never played the opening the same way twice. I've watched a bunch of them, they're all slightly different as claimed.

Find the 45-minute long training video she recorded - I'd love to hear you play it some time on that blaster acoustic.

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