A few months ago I see an ad for Lisa on Eros (currently on RS2K) who visits from Florida. I read a few threads on how good she is so I call the number, 846-687-3800. A woman answers (I was informed this is "Jordan") and I ask about Lisa, her response is "Lisa's not working"-Click-. I call back and ask when she'll be working and I'm told "not for a couple of months"-Click-. I think to myself this person is rude but I leave it alone. I wait a couple of months and call again and ask for Lisa. I get the same "she's not working"-Click- and I think... who the hell runs this outfit?? I find out it's "Jordan", the same ornery lady who keeps hanging up on me.
I think about this "Jordan" and remember that I went through her to see "Casey" (now goes by Karissa) who hails from California. I remember that encounter because "Jordan" scheduled my incall with Karissa in Arlington Heights for the same time slot she scheduled another client for an outcall downtown. I ended up having to put off my appointment for a couple of hours... no big deal as Casey more than made up for it.
Well when I thought about seeing Lisa and knowing that "Jordan" appeared to be a flake, I thought Lisa would be worth whatever headaches Jordan my put me through. Well I was dead wrong and here's the story.....
RS2K lists an ad for Lisa's visit on 1/17/02. The ad says she's currently in town taking appointments for only two weeks. On 1/18 I call around 3 pm and get a voicemail requesting that I leave a message and someone will call me in 15 minutes. I do and ½ hour later, no return call. So I call again and leave a message, ½ hour later no return. I call back a few more times but don't waste my time with messages. Finally (3 hours later) I get an answer. It's an older woman who states she runs the business... Jordan. I tell her I want to see lisa and she states lisa doesn't arrive until 1/19 (not what the ad said). I ask when she would be available and I'm told she was booked at 2pm and 6pm and everything else was wide open. I then ask for 4 pm, giving me plenty of time after the first client and plenty of time before the next was due. Jordan hems and haws and says "I'd rather you made it for 3:30 PM". I'm no dummy... she wants room to cram another appointment in after me. So I say ok and 3:30 PM it is.
During my call, I tell Jordan I'm a member of RS2K and she asks me for a cell phone. I don't have one and I inform her of this and give her my home phone number. She then gives me the name and location of the hotel and asks me to call from the lobby when I get there at which time she'll tell me the room. Standard protocol all set in stone. I explain to her that I don't live in the area and will be traveling which is a 3 hour drive one way. Jordan then gives me instructions and tells me the name of the street the hotel is on.
I leave my home at 11:45 AM giving me a cushion in case I get lost. Well, Jordan's directions were off and the street name she gave me didn't even exist. I end up using the extra time to figure out where the hotel is and locate it on my own. I arrive in the lobby at exactly 3:30 PM and call. Jordan answers and tells me, "I've been trying to call you".... well duh, as I said yesterday, I don't have a cell phone. But I say nothing and tell her I'm in the lobby and ready to see Lisa. Jordan hems and haws again and states she needs to call Lisa to make sure she's ready. The way she spoke I was left thinking, either the first client is way over his time or something is wrong. While I'm on the phone with Jordan, she calls Lisa on a cell phone.
Due to Jordan's carelessness, I hear the entire conversation between the two and even hear the room number Lisa is in. This is how the conversation went.. Jordan calls the lobby and asks for room ***, Lisa answers and Jordan says "your 3:30 is here". Lisa responds "You mean my 4:30??". "No, 3:30... you have a 3:30 dear". "I thought it was 4:30, I'm not ready".... "Do you need time?" asks Jordan. Lisa says she does and states "I'll be ready @ 4". Jordan tells her to hurry and it should only take her 15 minutes. I then hear some mumbling but can't make out the words. Jordan ends the call with Lisa and Jordan tells me to call back at 3:45.
I ask Jordan if that's enough time as I can wait longer for Lisa to get ready. Jordan tells me to call at 3:45 and then she'll call Lisa to see if she's ready and then get back to me. Again I offer to wait longer but she says no.
Well I know I can't stand around in a small lobby with the hotel clerk looking at me knowing I'm not a registered guest, so I walk out the door and go get gas for the return drive home. I take my time figuring it sounded like Lisa wanted more than 15 minutes, so I give her 25. I return to the lobby and call.... no answer, no voicemail. I call again, same thing. I call a third time and get the voicemail. I tell Jordan I'm in the lobby waiting to see Lisa and my calling card is running out of minutes so she needs to answer the phone. I wait a minute, and call again. Jordan answers the phone and proceeds to chew me out for not calling sooner. Huh? She didn't answer the first 3 times! She states that I've put Lisa's entire itinerary off by ½ hour and this is unacceptable... WHAT???!!!
As I try to explain that it was I who was waiting for them to get things worked out, she tells me that meeting Lisa now would push back the times for all the other clients scheduled that day. When I reminded her that I was here at 3:30 ready to go but Lisa wasn't, Jordan interrupted and said that allowing me to see Lisa now would just cut my appointment short and she didn't want that to happen. Yeah right, like she was only thinking of me. I reminded Jordan that I had originally asked for a 4 pm slot and was it she who insisted on 3:30. I also reminded her that when I told her I was driving 3 hours, she assured me there would be no problems. Jordan doesn't listen and continues to tell me that it's my fault because I waited more than 15 minutes to call. I offer to reschedule for an appointment later in the day. While Jordan says it can be arranged, she still won't get off my back and keeps stating that I really messed things up for her. Well by that time I had heard enough of her BS and I canceled the appointment altogether.
Enraged, I drove 3 hours back home. I never saw Lisa and was extremely disappointed. Since I knew her room number, I was attempted to meet with her and ask what was up, but I knew this would not get me anywhere and it wasn't her fault that Jordan is an airheaded bitch. I share this hoping the that maybe Lisa will read it (as well as that dumb old battle axe) and realize that she needs to utilize a professional with some tact and common sense to schedule her appointments. This Jordan appears to have no more integrity than a street pimp who works out of her home!
Ladies, make sure the people who schedule your appointments, screen clients and advertise for you have at least a small amount of class!! I haven't seen a provider in 6 months, this experience convinces me that I should retire as a client.