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Damn, another item to bring with?!
Snowblind 10 Reviews 785 reads
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Hummmm...... Taking inventory of my appointment bag.......

1) Clean underwear
2) Gorilla Mask
3) The envelope
4) MedicAlert card that states I'm alergic to wearing braclets
5) Condoms
6) Spare phone with only attourney's phone number in it.
7) Toothpaste
8) Nipple clamps  
9) Mouthwash
10) 40 foot length of tugboat rope
11) A good book to read so I have something to do for the last 52 minutes 18 seconds of the appointment

And now this!!!..................
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giselle69268 reads

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Crisis25286 reads

*slowly backs away*

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giselle69248 reads

Then wtf does it mean?  Oh yeah and fuck you if it is!

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Sage of Chicago242 reads

and the 2nd item in his bag was a gorilla mask.  I have to say when I read the list I had the same thought.  So no, the thought was directed at the OP Snowblind and not you, no worries

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giselle69238 reads

Uuuuhhhh, oops?  Thanks Sage cuz you know I'm very narcissistic and it's not my fault, I swear;)

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