Providers with stupid web sites that take for ever to load, (I always click and move on).
Ladies with web sites that require you to get a password to view anything on the site, (I always click and move on).
Ladies that provide a link to their site, and it doesn't work.
The new eros design format, it takes forever to load, (I've started to move on).
Ladies with cute, (stupid), descriptions of activities offered, (Nuru Bodyslides???), I always click and move on.
The basic them is, I'm lazy, computer ignorant, and since you want me to pay 4 bills plus, why do you make it so damn hard to reach you????

And before you ask, I've got a T1 system, incredible fast.

I'm sure theres more....

Lady who try to come up with these cute names, thinking that guy will jump because they read it,  
Example one lady has the title, "To all the great men" Now after reading this I just have to see this women right away. NOT

Music on there website, last thing we need when we're looking at an escort site, is load music blazing out out speaker.
We don't really want to draw any unwanted attention to what we are doing.  

Yes the new Eros ad layout sucks.

I must say...I never realized how many time wasting morons were out there until I made the choice to require a password to my site. If you're not willing to be verified, then why contact a provider to begin with? If you're not booking, then her site is really none of your business. If she has a life she wants to protect, at least know you're not seeing some high school drop out with nothing to lose, in which case...do you think she gives a shit about what YOU have to lose? Heh.  

Some of us do not cater or advertise to the masses, and we don't much care how much "business we lose or who crosses off of some faux hooker list." Again, next. The men who take the time to bother with such ladies, are the only ones they care to see. The others, they would not have accepted as clients in the first place. In fact, my auto response flat out says just that lol.  

So, things that annoy me are men in this hobby who think we are supposed to bend over backwards, offer discounts, and unsafe sexual services for good reviews. Oh, and guys who rub their disgusting, cracked feet on my back whilst giving them head.  

A few more...

Those who can't read and write...next. If my ad says "I prebook only, don't offer last minute, late night or weekend dates," why the hell do so many ask about a date consisting of one of the above? Duh.....READ! If your email says "Hey babe R U available" she won't be!  

Those who ask a provider who does not tour when she will be in x city...when you PAY HER TO BE lol.  

Those too dumb to know that not all "Newbie Friendly" providers mean they are going to just see you without knowing who the hell you are.

 

 

 


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If my website and photos load quickly for you. I just released my new website and if there is an issue with it I would appreciate any feedback, or if there isn't anything wrong with it, just drop me a line letting me know you enjoyed it.  

Sorry you are having a tough time seeking a playmate.  

I am available all week in downtown/ MagMile area if I make your JR switch! Lol

Kisses,

Gabby xox

They probably cannot outright say that they will slide up and down your nude body with their nude body, at least on most websites.

http://www.happymassage.com/wiki/Nuru_Massage

But I will say there is nothing sexier then have a nice pair of high heels rubbing down my back when I'm eating out a lad

Chicago's #2 provider and #1 blonde has music blaring on her site and she's... well.. #2 and #1.

Always hit the mute button when clicking on provider website links. Yeah, it kills the mood she's trying to instill but it keeps you out of trouble.

I hate your f*cking auto-reply and I say so every single time, bwahahaha.

So you can't bend over backwards during sex? Maybe you need more yoga, I like a flexible girl.

Ame why u fpocin hae i cant read ale wrie?. I dp't get it, sury four beeng sputid.

I'll pay you when you come to my city, haven't we already cleared this up in a previous post? Otherwise it's just a f*cking loan and we know how you feel about provider loans. You said so up there somewhere.

I've never seen a newbie friendly provider. They all asked me to strip naked and dance on a table to prove I'm not LE. And miraculously, it worked, for some damn reason I wasn't LE. Amazing how stripping naked guarantees you're not LE so when we meet, the first thing I'll demand is you strip naked so I know you're not LE

LMAO...I keep changing the auto reply up just for you, because I know you will email me the next day ha ha ha. Wait til you see what it says tomorrow. Tell your buddies to stop asking for my password if they can't up the fkin info! I have a tracker so I know they are all from Chi Town.

Next year, please audition for America's Got Talent. You crack me up. You're what that show needs. Can you dig it?

You could stop all those time-wasting emails by changing things up a bit and being, God forbid, nice and sweet and polite and never using the F word again. I guarantee we'd all be bored to death with your ass, all the emails would stop, and you'd be back to your one or two clients per week just like you prefer.

Let's run a test shall we? I'm gonna go email your fcking auto replier because I'm intrigued and you tell me where your tracker says I'm from. I'll give you a hint, see my handle up there? Yeah, well that's pretty close to where I'm at tonight. I travel a lot you know, pretty much every day I'm in a different country so come on baby, track my ass, I dare ya, I double-dare ya. Hold on a sec while I hit you up...
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What huh? No f*cking auto reply, what's this shit?!! You got me all hot and bothered and... where's the auto reply? Oh yeah, that's right, I have to wait till tomorrow you hooktard teasing biatch!

F*ck it, I'm going to bed!