Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks. Hehe!
Hun, how are we supposed to HELP you? You don't list ANY preferences, just a broad spectrum question. Be a little more specific AND don't post from an alias(guys here tend not to take you seriously if you post from an alias) and I am sure you will get more then enough responces to make your birthday a great one!!
Take care and I wish you a very happy birthday, Sage
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