I can't even begin to express how badly I want to have sex on this sandwich bed. I enjoy luxury as much as the next girl, don't misunderstand me, but I have a real soft spot for all things over-the-top. This place is like the Sybaris on acid.

Nice theme for lunch date lol! Hold the onions please !

Book a 300lbs John and when he goes to DATY, he may start eating the bed instead!!!

All johns should avoid...

At all cost!

Perhaps you can meet Angela's men friends in public and say that ....

They can hold you while she stuffs the onion and see who swallows the mattress or not lol


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Perhaps the bed isn't enough for you?

Would a side of French Fry looking lamps and a Extra large McDonald cup bathtub help supress that appetite of yours?

Where do you put your pickels?