Tara and myself will be available everyday this week at our west burb incall. Because of the predicted snow storms, I have a feeling that business is going to be slow. Therefore, I will keep the holiday rate special going another week or so to entice you gentlemen out in this crappy weather. I promise that we will do our best to warm you up!

All info, pix, and links to our reviews may be found on our webpages at

http://ChicagoTara.com

http://ChicagoTara.com/lisa

We have great rates on individual or doubles sessions, as well as offering fabulous french massages.

Also, Lisa (me!) is available at her place in the city's northside for previous clients only. I hate driving in this weather, so if that's better for you, then I would love to stay home. Easy parking, right off Irving Park Rd and Damen/Lincoln, not far from 90/Irving Park.

All new clients must submit reference info that can be verified prior to meeting. Please call 773-263-4307 for all scheduling.

xoxox Lisa

Ok guys, I need your help. If any of my clients really like me, then now is the time to show it.

I left my purse at a counter this morning & when I went back it was gone. My cell phone & all of my money, including my rent which I was supposed to pay today, was in it. I turned my phone off temporarily and have my old phone turned back on until I can make enough money to buy another phone (it will take a few days to get one via phone insurance, I would rather have it now).

So, I am desperately in need of $ and this whole snowstorm is going to make that very difficult. So PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE with sugar on top, come and see either myself or Tara today, or any day this week. I know there is a low tolerance for "sob stories" on the board, but I have no other choice.

Tara still has her special rates in effect, which I will also discount further for this week.....only $225/hr for RS2K members, as well as return clients. She does french massage for $140/40 mins or $180/hour unlimited.

Lisa, me, will be offering a SUPER special for the rest of this week so that I can pay my rent. My infamous unlimited finishes french massage.....only $120/hr! You have to be a return client or a RS2K member, and you have to promise not to give me too much shit for being such an idiot I will also discount my regular sessions.....$180/hr or $300/2 hrs.

Finally, if someone would like to completely solve my problem for me, I will be offering discounts on my package special. I have several clients that get massages regularly, so this would be great for you.....5 1-hour "unlimited finishes" massages for $600 or 10 for $1000. These hours are good for the rest of the year. Just think how nice it would be to just stop in and get massaged whenever you want without having to worry about $$.

Ok, so there is my drama for the day. Will someone please rack up some good karma for the new year and help me out. I promise to make you glad you did!

PLEASE CALL 312-237-1717 FOR SCHEDULING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

xoxox LISA

Thank you very much to the gentlemen that braved this horrific weather to come and cheer me up. I really appreciated it. My phone is back to normal, so you may call the # listed on our webpages and profiles (773-263-4307) Please don't call the other 312 #.

Our rates will stay as posted above through Sunday. I prefer to only see a few clients, though, which presented a problem for some gentlemen today. Therefore, if you get screened and can't see me, I'll give you a limited time "raincheck" for near future use.

Again, I really appreciate those who took me up on my offer. So far, 2005 has been really irritating for me but my faith in humanity has been restored. Nothing like some "quality time" to relieve a little stress

xoxox Lisa

773-263-4307