More fun with lovely ladies of all types than any one man could ever ask for...check.  It's time for this Little Devil to mosey on down the trail, along with my other alter egos Stimulus-Package and tonylakers.  I'm getting out while I'm still healthy, wealthy and wise.  Many thanks to all the wonderful ladies I've seen (some reviewed, most not) for giving so much of themselves.  If our esteemed moderator will indulge me for this one time, I'd like to mention one woman in particular (really, this isn't a shill).  The first FS provider I ever saw, well before I knew of TER, was Lexi of Chicago, who I've never seen since.  I wasn't nervous when I met her because I was too TERRIFIED to be nervous.  She knew it too, and was very patient, kind and gentle with me, making it enough of a positive experience that I repeated (and repeated and...).  If she wasn't the angel that she is, I never would have had the courage to continue and satisfy all my fantasies since then.  I never contacted her to thank her from the bottom of my heart, so Lexi, thank you.

Recently, someone posted an homage to my favorite comedian, George Carlin.  In honor of the great wordsmith, I recap my hobby experience in one paragraph:  I've been sucked and fucked, licked and flicked, kissed and bit, rimmed and rumped.  Dry-humped, jumped, pumped, bumped (re-scheduled), stumped (NCNS) and dumped.  69ed and 86ed.  Been delayed and been played.  Shit on (literally), spat on and sat on.  Fed, bled on (again, literally) and led on.  Double-teamed and reamed.  Swallowed and followed.  Squirted on and flirted upon.  Spanked, slapped, kicked, poked, scratched and smacked.  In retrospect, I wouldn't change one second of it.

Thanks for the memories!  Namaste.