If you happen to be a BEARS fan, you'd have more fun watching Helen Keller put in a baby bid on a trans-testical shemale buried in an avalanche of used condoms.. . . HK would then have a better chance of getting pregnant after a gang bang at a vasectomy festival than the BEARS do of representing a football team. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you there ain't no SANTa!!!!
BTW. . . the Russian and I hada Thanksgiving that is STILL making my cheeks hurt from laughter. . . thank the BEARS for spoling DAT!!
(We are NOWjust on our way back from game. . . .yes, we had tickets in das enemy territory dey call "interception land". . .F**K!!!
lucky we are, we get to go through this again on Monday Night Football December 28th.... There'll be no living with my cheesehead friends in Milwaukee...
I just found out I won tix to Bears/Packers game. . . .(Monday night football raffle at the local watering hole. . .) don't know what I should do with 'em. . . put 'em under my pillow and hope the touchdown fairy will come? Sell them to buy toliet paper? . . .use them as toilet paper?? Sorry. *sigh*
Year after year. . . . .(is this what it's like being a Cubs fan? LOL)
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