A penguin takes his car to the garage to have it checked out. The mechanic tells him it will take about an hour so the penguin goes across the street for a vanilla ice cream. Now, the penguin has no arms so he has to eat the ice cream with his beak. An hour passes and the penguin walks back to the garage. The mechanic says, "you blew a seal," and the penguin replies, "no, this is just a little ice cream."
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