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Lets Have Some Fun... name the craziest place(s) you have had sex!
Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 1214 reads
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Mine was years ago at Jewelers Row downtown in the vault.  You could say we were having "safe .sex."

The second was at a Preschool with the owner.   No mattress or blanket, but on the carpet in a classroom, and a major case of rug burn.  Ouch!

The third was in the booth of an adult book store.

HangingwithBears 864 reads
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Carpet sex and yeah, my ass burned.

There's still time for some enterprising provider to make me less boring.

cedar47 30 Reviews 1011 reads
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A "family" bathroom in the Phoenix airport.  Not quite the "mile high" club, but exiting the bathroom into the terminal was freaky...I wonder if people even noticed.

VeronicaSweets See my TER Reviews 1275 reads
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a crowded bar with tons of people around. Totally hott!


Veronica Sweets

magnumdawg 175 Reviews 967 reads
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humblesavant 25 Reviews 1109 reads
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In a hospital examination room.

juliane See my TER Reviews 883 reads
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Spontaneously jumped out of the car on the side of the Interstate, jumped up on the hood, and went at it.

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 987 reads
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two that stand out were a church steeple with a lovely vista and in the bottom of a canoe on a lovely Canadian lake on a warm summer night with a full moon.

Valkyrie240 10 Reviews 610 reads
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perfesser69 21 Reviews 974 reads
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How about getting a bj while driving down Santa Monica Blvd in LA at 1 pm. Interesting looks when stopped at traffic lights. "Hey, Mabel, did I really see what I thought I saw?"

SnakePliskken 848 reads
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Front yard of a girlfriend's parents house after "The Smiths" concert at The Aragon Ballroom (hopped up on shrooms), balcony in the Riviera Nightclub, one of the room's in the back at Frenchy's on State St. and in my office.

Turns things around a little...  My strangest/fastest pick up was... Everyday, on the way to work, I would see this tollway collector working at the Aurora tollbooth.  One night I saw her out at this club (Triffany's off of Rt. 59) and within 5 mins we were in the backseat of my Pontiac Firebird fu@$ing like two high school kids on prom night.  Afterwards, other then a friendly "hello w/a smirk", I continued to see her at the tollbooth every morning until one day she vanished.

Ahhhh, memories...

SP

Posted By: Sinful1
Mine was years ago at Jewelers Row downtown in the vault.  You could say we were having "safe .sex."

The second was at a Preschool with the owner.   No mattress or blanket, but on the carpet in a classroom, and a major case of rug burn.  Ouch!

The third was in the booth of an adult book store.

-- Modified on 6/30/2011 10:04:09 AM

Ivanka See my TER Reviews 1024 reads
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In the family Restroom with my Hot Lover...that was hot...and I bet we both have that ingraved into our brains forever...lol

Blissfully Yours,

Ivanka Flower

Sage of Chicago See my TER Reviews 779 reads
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in a bor as it was starting to close down on the pool table in the back.  Had a little crowd, LOL

Oi812 4 Reviews 559 reads
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Sage of Chicago See my TER Reviews 779 reads
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never have I heard move your head so many times.  I guess if he is trying to drive then it is beneficial to be able to see!  LOL

Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 894 reads
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onlyoneway 4 Reviews 862 reads
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Posted By: Sinful1
Mine was years ago at Jewelers Row downtown in the vault.  You could say we were having "safe .sex."

The second was at a Preschool with the owner.   No mattress or blanket, but on the carpet in a classroom, and a major case of rug burn.  Ouch!

The third was in the booth of an adult book store.

JcsPlayGround See my TER Reviews 721 reads
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Giving and Receiving end...(wink)
I have done it on 88 all the way out to 39 ... lol.
The best part is went your a woman and masterbating in passenger side, Watching the all the truck drivers taking a look see!!! They get on the CD and tell all their friends..... lol.

It is alittle harder being a woman and getting it on the receiving end while driving. (wink)

Some places of interest are.
Busy club downtown in the woman's bathroom stall.  Kinda funny watching a man walk out of womens bathroom that is crowded
In a high rise downtown in front of the window

But on the Beach with the ocean waves crashing in is the best.........
I hate when the sand goes places that you don't want them too. ... (wink)

Kisses
JC

A` See my TER Reviews 903 reads
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We were in a stretch Expedition, on our way to Napa Valley...and I decided to roll down the window and we went at it like two sex starved lunatics.

I was face down ass up!..........that poor limo driver probably retired after a day of me and my client going at it like crazy lunatics for the whole ride to Napa and the whole ride back to San Francisco.

charlottesweet See my TER Reviews 683 reads
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Always romantic and eternal (sarcasm).

On the Amtrak Train, cross-country.

On the table of my college's main class room. I never looked at that table in the same way afterwards :)

Charlotte

cedar47 30 Reviews 966 reads
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Please listen to the song "dress sexy at my funeral" by Smog

LongShot_Louie 3 Reviews 731 reads
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Either that was you or hospital exam rooms must be a popular place

Posted By: humblesavant
In a hospital examination room.

ziggy440 84 Reviews 1015 reads
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In a gazebo in the middle of a park, in an empty banquet room against the window on the 95th floor of the Hancock. Also tried, unsuccessfully, on a large rock in the middle of a reservoir. The rock was not level, or smooth, so we had to try to hold on and the surface began to hurt my knees like hell. Just gave up.

Zig

charlottesweet See my TER Reviews 1111 reads
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crtjaco 1182 reads
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CleanAndDirty1 926 reads
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Fun Story on United: I got caught joining the Mile High Club with my girlfriend (now wife). When we were finished, we opened the door of the bathroom to find 5 giggling flight attendants waiting for us. One of them handed us a bottle of wine with a napkin wrapped around it that said "Thanks for making our day!". I looked at the guy handing me the bottle and said "She was just helping to change a bandage on my back...". He interrupted and said in a knowing tone "That's ok - we've all done it in there!!" We blushed all the way back to our seat. Then the pilot got on the intercom, announced our estimated time of arrival and quickly followed that with "...and CONGRATULATIONS to the couple in 10A & B!". The other passengers assumed that I had proposed. Many stopped by to congratulate us - not realizing what the crew was ribbing us about. Anyway, we saved the bottle and opened it a couple of years later - on our wedding night.

ShamelessBBW See my TER Reviews 1529 reads
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More than 30 years ago when I was in the service, I arrived at a Military base near San Jose, Ca. We arrived late at night in a C-130 cargo plane and were scheduled to fly to our final destination in southern California early the next morning. Well, when we arrived in San Jose there were no female beds available in the barracks so they gave me a voucher to get a room out in town. My girlfriend's brother was on the flight and he insisted on going with me out into town to find a room to get some rest. Turned out that all of the hotel rooms were booked so we went back to the base. We decided we would sleep on the plane we were flying out on in the morning since it was already 2 or 3 am and we were flying out at 6am. When we got to the plane, we realized that it had been secured and we were not able to get inside. So, the guy I was with, ran over to the men's barracks and grabbed a couple of pillows and a blanket and we spent the rest of the morning on the wing of that aircraft making out and humping away...lol.
When we finally got back to our duty station later that day, I gave him a ride home. Unbelievably, we get to his girlfriend's house which just happened to be where I lived! His girlfriend was my roomate!!! It was an OMG moment. Can you say "awkward"??? lol. What an adventure that was! Fun, fun!

beyes587 84 Reviews 788 reads
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ShamelessBBW See my TER Reviews 737 reads
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Forgot to mention....
We finally fell asleep around 5:00am and we got in a heap of trouble for sleeping on that wing and we were sent to the Commanding Officer's office before the flight took off. Fortunately, he had a better sense of humor than the pilot and co-pilot did. And...he even commended my friend for making sure he kept me safe all night and apologized to me for not having a bed for me!
He escorted us back to the plane and told the pilot and co-pilot that there would be no consequences since I had no place else to sleep :) lol.
Life was good back then!

bigav 13 Reviews 789 reads
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On the floor of the living room, under a blanket while my dad was in the room.

On a full greyhound coach bus.

On a slide in a local park.

Waiting in line at my college for NIT basketball tickets.

Loves to adventure...

Cuddles Fosdick 71 Reviews 643 reads
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In a video booth at a porn shop, while there were people all around.

In the lake one warm late afternoon, water up to my belly button, the woman's legs around my hips and rocking gently on the water.

Got a BBBJ at a concert sitting top tier, back row in the dark.

Standing up at the back of a bookstore at closing, one of the girl's legs on my hip as I squatted down a bit to enter her.

OLIVIA LAROUX See my TER Reviews 783 reads
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well I wasn't quite a virgin anymore, but 4th time having sex in High School, was with my HS boy in the backseat of his parent's minivan...while his Christian parents were driving, but never noticed!! RISKY BUSINESS!

Even riskier...3am, driving on HWY I-80 through Wyoming...my man was 6'6" driving a tiny Honda Civic, and I just had to climb on top!! DANGEROUS driving for sure!! super hot, I hope all the truckers passing our swerving car took notice!!

OLIVIA LAROUX See my TER Reviews 846 reads
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Bebe will top everyone, always :-p crazy amazing woman that she is! lol

kristian ohara See my TER Reviews 820 reads
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In the hospital...staff lounge, hospital parking lot (in a car).

In an ambulance...on the stretcher while we were (supposedly) "standing by" downtown.

Bent over the hood of a Mercedes Benz.

At a park on a picnic table with 5" of snow beneath my ass (or was that 10"?).

At a soccer field.

"Thunder over Louisville" in a corporate tent.

Cigar bar restroom (multi-stalls) with a federal prosecutor-his briefs around his feet.

Good Times!





bruceruns69 47 Reviews 854 reads
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In the handicapped rest room on a Singapore Airline flight, coming back from Hong Kong. Definitely mile high, did it doggie style!

nutandbolt 62 Reviews 613 reads
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giselle69 See my TER Reviews 1019 reads
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Bike rack in the school yard.

On top of a cemetery stone.

In the woods after a rain. Muddy leaves yummy!

And the least hygienic is a bowling alley bathroom (men's)

XXX-Giselle

Posted By: Sinful1
Mine was years ago at Jewelers Row downtown in the vault.  You could say we were having "safe .sex."

The second was at a Preschool with the owner.   No mattress or blanket, but on the carpet in a classroom, and a major case of rug burn.  Ouch!

The third was in the booth of an adult book store.

jhonny8770 40 Reviews 800 reads
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..............and was recently seduced by my first love/mentoress.
She was 10 yrs my senior, f!cking A hot and insatiable!! (and married!)
Anyway, it was summer/humid night (in MA) and we're putting the rear suspension through some serious rigors.
Had the windows fogged/dripping (AC didn't work) when the cops tap on the window/beam us (both sides) with their flash lights while she's riding me!!
(not only was she hot, but in kick-ass shape and strong!)
She never even batted an eyelash; hit the switch/rolled down the window with Jjr still tucked away nicely and slowly kept rocking/squeezing to keep him in the game!
The cops actually had the balls to ask, "Are you OK, ma'am"?!?
(after peeping for a bit I'm sure!)
"I can handle him" she calmly said with her beautiful, Cheshire smile!
So, they left (drooling/wishing they were me, I'm sure!) and we finished what we started (round #2, I was 19 and good for many!)

THEN, she says she wants to f!ck me on the park bench close to where I parked (in the park).
So we get out, she brings Jjr back into the game with me standing/her kneeling (between the swings and the slide), mounts me CG on the bench and we go to town!
At least a half dozen people/couples walked by during our in flagrante delicto!
Last couple sat down on the next bench and watched us turn ourselves into a sweaty mess!!

Great lady/night!!
 

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Sage of Chicago See my TER Reviews 632 reads
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Guy I had never met before summer 92(I was 17) we got along great and I can't remember if it was the bus from San Diego to San Fransisco, or the bus from San Fran to The Oregon coast.  A little convosation and we were having a hot ol time in the back of the bus.  Heck I don't even remember how far it went, but it was very hot!!  Wasn't you was it, he was a cutie

Posted By: bigav
On the floor of the living room, under a blanket while my dad was in the room.

On a full greyhound coach bus.

On a slide in a local park.

Waiting in line at my college for NIT basketball tickets.

Loves to adventure...

EyelessOne 7 Reviews 647 reads
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One of the funniest things ever on television...  Classic.

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