A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a case of frozen crabs. He asked the young, attractive (and blonde) flight attendant to take care of them for him.  

As she took the box to put in the crew's refrigerator, he  advised her that he was holding her personally responsible to keep them frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a  lawyer. He proceeded to rant to her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.  His behavior was, to say the very least, irritating.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the case of crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up, so she repeated the announcement. Again, no hands. So she took the crabs home and ate them with her friends.


There are two lessons here:


   1.  Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.  

   2.  Blondes aren't as dumb as some folks might think.