Not sure if mine are particularly funny if you weren't there? but I am sure there's a ton of funny stories out there!

"Did you eat a urinal cake" was not the greeting I expected the first time I met this girl. I nervously arrived at her incall fancy and fresh. I did not know that drymouth and Listerine breath strips could be so embarrassing. I had little blue cotton balls in the corners of my mouth and blueish lips. I looked in the mirror and we both laughed hysterically for about 5 minutes. Despite the joke on me I also learned that laughter is a great aphrodisiac.

"Stop sir" surprised me when I left a trendy downtown hotel after another first meeting. The doorman stopped me in the crowded lobby to alert me to something pink hanging below my jacket. Yes, it was panties, a g-string. Apparently, lycra clings to wool very easily. Or maybe it was the static. I remember removing my clothes and hers. And I remember getting dressed without incident. But somehow they stuck to me and I left with them. In a nanosecond I turned beat red, stuffed the panties into my pocket, and quickly walked two blocks to catch a cab. At the time I only had her email address and not her phone #, and she kept me dangling for more than a week before letting me off the hook. Now she tries to hide her panties in anything I wear or bring to continue the joke on me.