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azvictoria See my TER Reviews 881 reads
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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money does not buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemies but remember those bastard's names.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble...... and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many (again MANY) people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again.....neither does milk.



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AggieFan01614 reads

I'll be sure to write those down when I want to lead a cold, shallow, pretentious, narcissistic life.

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giselle69416 reads

I like:

1.  Nobody should live in your head because they don't pay rent.

2.  Don't spit into the wind.

3.  And, of course, don't step on Superman's cape!

XXX-Giselle

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