Evening Everyone! Smile --- the weekend draws near!  

Soooo I have to lead off tonight with apologies for missing my normal dispensing of Wednesday laughs last week. I managed to snag an awful summer bug that decided to kick my cute ass directly to my bed for a few days. BUT – I am happy to report that I am much better and full of cabin fever with an itch to get into the swing of things! Thank you everyone for emailing me and filling my Amazon list with countless rounds of flowers. I honestly think my condo could double for an exhibit at the Atlanta Botanical Gardens right now!  ***Website update – Still adding some things to the new one, summer bugs and web production never seem to mix!***

Onto the excitement! My topic for this evening is “Hooray for Boobies!” . Because who doesn’t love BOOBIES! (Extra points to you good sir if you guess the reference).  

So there I was, resting in my bed, enjoying hot tea and Ninja Warrior (GO KACY!), when one of my favorite adult website moguls called me with some information on a new production request I had received in Tampa. After talking particulars I was invited to film with his company for a 4th time coming up this September. We got on the topic of breast augmentations and he asked how large mine are now.
 
      “38i!” I cheerfully replied in my very annoying schoolgirl squeal that presents itself at the most impromptu times.  

      “Wow! That’s Huge. Are you ever going to go bigger???”, He asked.

I lately have found myself posed with this question more often from more than a few gentlemen and ladies alike.  The quick, honest, dirty answer is yes. Yes I am. Currently I’m at 800cc’s per boobie which, for those who are wondering, brought me from a C cup to and I cup. Totally awesome surgery by an AMAZING Los Angeles doc who happens to practice on the East Coast now (Ladies hit me up for referrals to him) with phenomenal results. I’m constantly complimented on how real they look and feel. I love it and love them. I’ve been featured nationally due to how perfect they are! Am yes … I want BIGGER.  

    ‘BLESS THIS WONDERFUL BLONDE BABE!’ – You’re thinking it … I called it!  

I’m going to special order 1000cc gummy bear silicone implants in a few years. NOTHING immediate. I love the size but hated the downtime due to such. 2 months away from production work is too long and I’m not anywhere ready for another surgery. HECK I hated being down for a few days last week for that stupid, silly summer bug!  

So much boobie, so many uses! I began to think … Why ARE bigger boobs better??? So I’ve searched, researched, masturbated, tested, and shamelessly appropriated from the World Wide Web the following BIG BOOB FACTS!  

They Keep You Warm - While I was enjoying my latest porn addiction the other day my hands got really cold, and it was in that moment that I realized that I don’t need a blanket because I have my boobs! They are large, pillowy mounds that my hands fit perfectly in. Did I mention they are warm? So warm. Resting my hands in my cleavage warmed me right up, I suggest trying it next time you see me.

They Look Good - Let’s face it boobs should be a fashion statement because they make almost every outfit look better. I have never thought to myself while looking in the mirror, “Wow, I wish my boobs were smaller”. I love what I’ve got, especially in a low cut dress!

Storage - I’m serious here! Anytime I don’t want to bring my purse out. I just stuff my crap in my bra. No one can tell when I’ve got my id, money, phone, swagger bear, small Volkswagen, and honey badger when I have it all hidden amidst my big boobs. Best of all, you can sneak so stuff into the movie theater! Not that I would ever do that of course.  

Shelf - My boobies totally create a perfect makeshift shelf!  You can easily rest an assortment of different things on them from a bowl of cereal, to your remote control, to your face, to  even a kitten! (pppuuuuurrrrrr)

They’re Intimidating - I don’t know exactly how to explain this I just know that my boobs are equivalent to an entire army of ninjas!

Sexy Lingerie is Easy to Find - My boobies instantly increase the drool factor of any lingerie! Or shirt … Or whatever else you can put them in!

They’re Fun to Play With - This one self-explanatory. Have you ever been bored and found yourself holding your own boobs? I have… Feel free to hold mine! Boobies are fun! Period.  

I must close with the things HUGE boobs hinder. Yes, unfortunately these fallbacks do exist. Running always gets me nearly knocked out, Jumping routinely causes black eyes, I can Topple over if I’m not careful (Did that once in Philly! Totally sucked!), No one can tell me my eye color, and lastly Bumpy Roads tend to get me in cited for indecent exposure!

None the less … HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!  LOVE YOU EVERYONE!

Your Best Buxom Blonde Courtesan  

Aspen Lee Edwards

 
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