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Aspen Edwards - Selfies, Photoshop Ninjas, and BDAY Badassery!teeth_smile
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Good evening all of my beautiful friends in the hobby world! Happy Hump Day as always and welcome to my weekly Wednesday Blog! I hope everyone has been having as busy and as exciting a week as I have! Connections are marvelous, the fall is nearly here, and Starbucks has brought forth their blessings of immaculate deliciousness – the infamous Pumpkin Spice Latte!!! Now if only I could get one but alas, until I crush the final week of my fitness frenzy its good ole H20 for you buxom blonde bestie!  
 
Speaking of fitness – I regret to say I am no longer a 38 i-cup! Well .. not really regretting the news because I am now actually a 34J cup! Yep… Photos attached!  
 
Oh my gosh its 3 days until my 29th and I’m sooo super excited! I’ve already crafted my thank you card to Mayweather for his impending loss and I am all ready to enjoy the fight. But what should I do for fun? Well here’s the birthday gift I mentioned last posting JUST for you.  
 
*** Come visit me in Savannah, GA on the weekend of my Birthday (SEP 12-14) for outcalls at such a ridiculously discounted donation that I dare not even post it here. Email me for the details … but … you don’t want to miss out.  No photo shoots all weekend for me! Just wild fun with YOU! ***    
 
Anyhow – on to some post worthy content for you to enjoy and digest. Lately I’ve been asked to increase the posting of ‘selfie’ pics in my Wednesday blogs. It got me thinking about the reason for such. I mean, a selfie isn’t anything professional. Takes about a second to snap, share, and even post. Then I realized just how smart of a request this was. Straight up, selfies don’t lie.  
 
There’s some straight serious Photoshop gurus out there that can do some marvelous reconstructs. I mean there’s some flat out ninja photo chop beast mode artists that can take a honey badger and morph it into a furry freak’n Ferrari. And lets face it, no one wants order a Ferrari only to have a cranky little carnivorous furry mammal show up wanting to gnaw off their thunder stick while leaving them no good deed in return! (Yes..I used ‘thunder stick’ in a sentence)  
 
Now lets compound the notion above with the media world concept of one being only as strong as their weakest piece. Think of it … Just one bad image without the Photoshop guise can decimate a career.  One image that shows the reality of someone’s retoucher being all too generous with the liquify filter equates to a pink elephant in the room that dwarfs every such pink pachyderm of days past. It’s like finding out that Santa isn’t real! WHAT! (Note .. I still believe in Santa so don’t screw that up for me mister….)  
 
Closing …  For everyone hobby world or not. Focus on you and not the skill of others.  “Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. And some have greatness thrust upon them.” You .. You’re great. Now make it work!!!! (Sucker for Shakespeare)  
 
The moral to this week’s story kids???    
 
“He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.”  - Confucius  
 
 
Thank you and GOOD NIGHT!  
 
 
Your Blonde Bestie this fall!  
 
SAVANNAH, GA | SEPT 07 – 17  
ATLANTA, GA | SEPT 18-21  
GREENSBORO | SEPT 22-24  
RALEIGH | OCT 12-14  
CHARLOTTE | OCT 16-18  
 
***FINISIHING UP THE LAST BITS OF MY SITE … MY BDAY GIFT TO MYSELF!***

Aside from one tantalizing photo of you on said website, there doesn't appear to be a booking form. I would be interested in trying to arrange a time while you're in Atlanta next week

Oh my Wow! You guys are sooooo awesome. Like today has been the most amazing day! Thank you , thank you , thank you!  I have had birthday wishes all day long!!!  

Enjoy the photos and remember I have my site to release this weekend as my thanks to you!!!!

Catch me in NC soon!



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