I saw this short clip and thought it humorous.......   I've never done this to any of my dates......but.....there have been a couple of times I kinda thought this......

http://www.funnyshit.ws/video/honesty-on-the-first-date

Merry Christmas!!!

Buzzdog99

of this? If I ever start dating again. I would love to have alittle dating honesty of my own...

I suppose it should start with. Dude, you are dinner, date and a good time. I used to be an escort. I still love to F^^^ but, your not getting any. I want to know if you like me for me. I will gladly tease till you beg. Over and over again. Making you wait months.  How much money is in your wallet? I want to travel and there is a great, expensive resturant I want to check out. while we are out lets go dancing. I love to dance. Please do not do the white boy shuffle. You don't mind if I dance with others do you? Jealousy will get you nowhere. I have a long honey do list. You don't mind do you? I will cook, clean, dress and tease you more..Oh, and one more thing I have two teenage boys who love their mom, 1 dog and 1 cat. both love to sleep in my bed. I will talk to the animals and see if they can make room for you. If your not a animal lover you will never survive in my house..

3 months go by.. If you can handle me out of the bedroom I suppose you can handle me in the bedroom. You are a lucky boy....

I bet the In-n-Out burger was the clincher.  He got a hj for an honest story and 3 bucks.  Wow!

If the stars were lined up differently I might have given you offer some serious thought- right up to the point where you threw in that damn cat. I think I still have a scar from the last time I met him.