Carolinas

You said solved
birdluvr69 75 Reviews 739 reads
posted
1 / 14

The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the worlds best known scientist (Stephen Hawking) is---TA! DA!---WOMEN;P
I figured that out in the 6th grade when my first love( as the Big Bopper sang--"Ain't nothing in the world like a big-eyed girl that makes me act so funny...") looked into my eyes and said "You gonna kiss me, or what?"
I knew then, as now, that I was lost in the greatest  Mystery known to man;P Thank you Stephen Hawking for confirming my observation all those year ago:))

Roadshow2 30 Reviews 382 reads
posted
2 / 14

And you didnt give a solution.   Cause there aint no solution.  When you think you know - then you find you really dont.  I always expect the unexpected.  And dont ever repeat her words back to her.   You know like "but you said if I wanted to go it was ok"  Cause you should have known better.  And never ever thinkthe word 'Nothing" means nothing or the words 'Im fine' means that she is fine.

Now I will crawl back under my rock. lol

brwneyedguy 9 Reviews 351 reads
posted
3 / 14

I am going to have to read up on nuclear phusics before I venture out here again..!

But I agree that mankind has solved a lot of other mysteries and left this one unsolved..:)

Roadshow2 30 Reviews 331 reads
posted
4 / 14

Isnt the string theory when a person strings another along?  

What Am I doing out from under my rock?????  *thud*

brwneyedguy 9 Reviews 373 reads
posted
5 / 14

String theory is an active research framework in particle physics that attempts to reconcile quantum mechanics and general relativity.[1] It is a contender for a theory of everything (TOE), a manner of describing the known fundamental forces and matter in a mathematically complete system. The theory has yet to make novel experimental predictions at accessible energy scales, leading some scientists to claim that it cannot be considered a part of science

I cannot even read this with a straight face..!  but it is right there on the foremost source for all information..Wikipedia...  

Now why can someone not provide the other solution..I could not find it on that same source, so it must be unsolvable

brwneyedguy 9 Reviews 340 reads
posted
6 / 14

holy crap... M Theory..?  I just googled it and it is even more unintelligible. I nominate Julia for resident professor. Now if you can just explain how Flubber works we will be all set. (or Viagra)..

Sphinxnc 19 Reviews 454 reads
posted
7 / 14

go to the party store and you can buy cans and cans of it (string).  

You party, you drink, you spray your friends with string.

Theory is that everyone has a good time

brwneyedguy 9 Reviews 330 reads
posted
8 / 14

I knew that...I was trying to be tongue in cheek...:)  Guess my subtlety was hidden..:) Since Wikipedia will allow ME to put stuff there, how reputable or reliable could it be..?

But thanks... now if I can just google up Julia and see what Wikipedia says...........:)

brwneyedguy 9 Reviews 380 reads
posted
9 / 14

Finally a reasonable response...

Okay I am done, having shot my wad on wikipedia, and no closer than Stephen Hawking to figure out the answer. I will retreat to my shell and maybe Julia can reveal the true secrets to me one day..!

Nite all..

brwneyedguy 9 Reviews 367 reads
posted
10 / 14

ahhh geek glasses..sexiest thing since bobby sox !
bring them on..:)

Unless they are Elton John style..those big frames are distracting

birdluvr69 75 Reviews 429 reads
posted
11 / 14

WHOA! Hold your tater!  The greatest mystery, per Hawkins, has been named/solved/penned down to just one, etc. and that being WOMAN, as opposed to string theory, black holes---hhhmmmm, woman, dark holes, oops, black holes,black holes:)) wonder if that relationship has ever been explored;P

He did not explain, or solve the riddle OF woman, he just named them as the numero uno mystery. They are an enigma within an enigma, within an enigma, and we guys are mystified, most of all, why they even put up with us---LOL  

If Julia would just quit bouncing around, and let me do that for her....I feel the need to delve into this mystery of dark holes, dang it!  black holes! black holes! and why they suck stuff down their lil holes like a Hoover;P I love trying to solve mysteries, one hole at a time;P

HuggyBear1200 329 reads
posted
12 / 14

A medicine I am taking has a side effect listed as: "This medicine may cause a painful erection that may last for an extended time."

My doctor's nurse is a beautiful little spinner (a total waste of talent as a nurse).  I had fun emailing her to inquire about this side effect: How much of it do I have to take before I experience the side effect?  How long is an extended time?  I don't think my wife's health will allow her to service me for an extended period of time; therefore, what else should I do?  She was a perfect straight man and answered all of my inquiries very professionally but I bet there were some laughs around the doctor's office.

I am glad that I can call on you to treat this painful condition.  I will start overdosing right now.

krichardssc 25 Reviews 285 reads
posted
13 / 14
redgambler 8 Reviews 374 reads
posted
14 / 14

You'd be amazed at how many mysteries can be solved via the "J" theory

Register Now!