I was going to offer the same service. You are a stud for putting yourself out there for free.

My offerings were going to be similar but add on the following.

- shopping trip and be genuinely interested in what you are looking for, help pick out items and even suggest the great outfits that don't make your butt look big.
- openly enjoy the sappy chick flick that she wants to see and hold hands throughout
- cook dinner, well prepared and cater to her(and even clean the dishes)
- not expect sex but of it happened it wouldn't fall under "maintainance sex" category
- do her laundry (correctly)
- clean house as requested

Oh wait, this is called the great boyfriend experience. I'm down for providing it. However I can't allow 69 freebies. Maybe 5 to be realistic.

Ladies if interested, I'm mid 30's fairly good looking, clean up well, mild mannered and a total gentleman.
No emotional or delusional hang-ups.

Disclaimer: this is for temporary relief of your current situation. This is for entertainment purposes only. Not available for long term engagements as wedding cakes and live in arrangments change the dynamics drastically. Not responsible for feelings of attachment and or falling in love. I reserve the right to terminate the engagement if any mention of love, marriage, live together, I wish you were my boyfriend for real or I want you all to myself are mentioned. You agree to accept all risks of spending gracious time with me that may or may not induce extreme feelings of euphoria and real dream boyfriend experiences.



Bring it on!!!

LOL

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Looks like Case's Escort Service will have to stick to grilling sausages