I propose that the number of out of state immigrants has reached the critical mass that we could elect a governor that would legalize gambling and prostitution in Horry county. We would have to put Mark Sanford on a charity run from Columbia to California to get him out of town. Sorta a Forrest Gumph thing. There’s got to be a native American tribe in the area so we could get some casinos and then the rest would follow. I don’t know much about casinos but we could hire Harrahs to manage it. Then we could set up an operation like the L and L ranch in Atlanta. We could hire O2 to set it up and operate it although we would have to take away his spurs. Once this was up and running we could move to the Holy city where we would put all Ravenels on retainer so they couldn’t sue us. We’ll hire JimmyPW to convert the Old Slave Market into a pay for play dungeon and charge extra for saw grass  panties. I mean how tough can it be with a black chief of police named Greenburg .We’ll turn Folly Beach into an all nude beach or maybe Isle of Palms. Sorry, Senator did I insult you. I hope so. Then a million for a  beach front lot would be a bargain. The Beach and Racket Club could be converted into an all inclusive adult beach kinda like Viking. Cruises. Then we could move south to Kiawha  Island and Seabrook What the hell, we might even get old Ted Turner to back us in his hometown of Savannah or did he use up those favors fathering buffalo in Montana when Jane wouldn’t give it up?   He’s bound to have a couple of local politicians in his pocket. Don’t get me started on Hilton Head. Have I offended enough people, yet?