It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the closing of Case's escort service. After a long run in the buisness (3 days), and a lot of response, well if you count Clarence, Roadie and Luvtheladies, I must close the doors to fantasy land. Rather than blame it on my lack of good looks, charisma, and overall lack of buisness savy think I will save face and blame it on the economy!! Even though free trials were offered I believe gas prices kept the ladies from coming out. That has to be it what lady wouldn't jump at the chance to be swept off her feet by a slightly better than average looking guy?!! No sausage grilling for me Clarence so don't get you're hopes up. Reminds me of when Edison kept failing trying to invent the lightbulb he said he hadn't failed he just learned 500 things that wouldn't work. Looks like 275 folks read my post  so i found 275 folks who arent intersead. So rest assured when gas prices fall and the ladies can get out more I will reopen fantasy land. Yep that's the ticket blame the economy!!


Maybe if y'all ain't figured me out yet, you will soon I'll say anything for a gag. Other than being maybe slightly above average looking this is all pure BS, so have a little chuckle hopefully and have a nice day!!!

Case never fails to mention he slightly-better-than-average looks, which always makes me go hmmmmmm......

Then, I discovered a photo of him online which may explain the lack of success of his escort service while at the same time calling into question his definition of "average" looks.

Nevermind...the image was blocked from where it was hosted...jack asses

Edited to correct this

-- Modified on 3/13/2013 4:44:52 PM

Well I've aged a bit so I admit I looked better in that pic than I do now!! Love you're sense of humor dude, we need more of that around here.

As soon as the rent is due, you'll be out of retirement

he wants his truck back

LoL

man he was offering it for Free.  If he has a sale, he would have to pay them.  Oh... yeah.. he's doing that already, lol.

You definitely got a good laugh out of me. Lol

I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattaya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

And you had such potential.  You had the ..... well not really, but you did have ..... naw you didnt have that either. You didnt really have a chance did ya.  And your above average looking?  Average looking what?  

This fella is above avg lookin

Ok so maybe a shade above average was a stretch, but it made the joke better. Kind of like that Brad Paisley song about being cooler online, bad as I hate to say it only celebrity I've ever been told I remotely resembled was Larry the Cable Guy. No BS on that one, but better than coming off as a self centered jerk. Wish I could get rich acting like a fool, been doing it my whole life for free!!

I missed out!! I was putting together a BUNCH of ladies that soooooooo wanted to use your service!! We were all pooling our money together so we could afford the BEST you had to offer! We just needed to have a couple more yard sales, and Gertie was SURE she was gonna hit the JACKPOT at Bingo this Sat!! She, in particular, will be VERY disappointed!!

Ohhhhh well, guess we'll just have to wait til the next one decides to start up a service!

Ill be back in biz as soon as the rent is due again like one of our fine contributors here put it. Ha Ha take that guys!!!! See they just couldn't resist me, it was the dang economy after all.

looking forward to your return!! The ladies will be VERY excited!!!!

DARN economy!!!