So I was thinking it might be nice to have a little romance at home, since I get my NSA fun here. So I texted my SO at work today "hey how about a BJ tonight?" To which she replies "can you at least try to be a little romantic" ( hence the hobby don't have to put up with that BS :0). So I'm like what the hell ill give it a try. I text back " sure how about a BJ by a candle then?" As usual she didn't see the humor in it so I'm here in the basement cleaning guns and organizing my tackle box. I thought it was romantic!! I mean all ladies like candles don't they?
If I was her I would have laughed, played stupid and went along with it. You would have came home to a sexy woman dressed ready for action with the rose peddles,music, candles and all! I would have tied you up to the bed post, slid down your draws and proceeded with request....of course following with drips of hot candle wax!!!....LOL Thing is if done right it will be extremely sexually pleasing BUT if done wrong...Start looking in the freezer for some ice. Just a thought for the day.
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