Carolinas

When contacted by email
scazdude 29 Reviews 455 reads
posted
1 / 12

Carolina ladies, when contacted via email what do you prefer be put in the subject line?  Do you want the email titled: Potential appointment?  Possible date?  How about a session with you?  

The reason I am asking is I do not want to turn anyone away by the subject of my email.  I've asked this on the newbie board and received some inputs but I thought I would ask the sexy ladies of the Carolinas.

Thanks

mistressjessica 308 reads
posted
3 / 12

Here are a few examples of what I like and don't like...

Like!
Hello
Appointment
Your ad..
Introduction..

Dislike:
Hey Baby.
Wanna hook up
Call me
my all time  NOT SO favoite!
Can I come on your face? Yes that was in the subject line!

ItalianGabriella See my TER Reviews 392 reads
posted
4 / 12

Keep it simple. I think these are the most common subject lines I see, and none of them bother me whatsoever-

"Hello"
"Hi Gabby"
"Meeting"
"Meet?"
"Good morning/afternoon"
"Hello Gabriella"
"Can we meet?"
"Potential meeting"
"Potential date"
"How are you"
"No subject" (a little lazy but okay lol)
"Lets get together"
"dinner and wine?"
"rendezvous?"

Northman67 10 Reviews 381 reads
posted
5 / 12

maybe you ladies can help me with my email?  I don't seem to be getting as many replies as I should.  Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong here.  I read that I should compliment her, tell some details about myself and use good manners, but this is not working for me...

Hi Beautiful,
Let's meet.  I am a man between 40 y.o. and dead.  I am 6' tall (rounding up) and 200 lbs (rounding down).  My one good eye is blue and what's left of my hair is brown.  I have all my teeth, and if you want to see them I'll bring them with me.  I have been told by ladies that I'm "relatively" good looking (one even compared me to Brad Pitt, she said "you are somewhere between Quasimoto and Brad Pitt").
Do you have a 10 minute special?  I won't be on you for that long but I need 9 1/2 minutes to catch my breath before I leave.
I could be your Prince Charming in shining armor on a horse, er whatever.
Please and thank you.
Quasi Pitt

leighanextdoor See my TER Reviews 390 reads
posted
6 / 12

I know you must be joking but its a little crass and implies a sexual act which for me and many other ladies is a no no.  Hope that helps.

Northman67 10 Reviews 275 reads
posted
7 / 12

I was just kidding around :)  My humor probably doesn't translate well in posts.  But thank you for the advice!
BTW I have two good eyes and all my teeth are still in my head where they belong.  Everything else is pretty close to the truth LOL

Roadshow2 30 Reviews 308 reads
posted
8 / 12

as to who can come up with the worse date request lol.

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 310 reads
posted
9 / 12

....hey I was told I was "honorary" so hope it's ok for me to join in lol. Anything along the lines of "Possible session/date", or "Date on 4/18/12 for 2hrs?" just not hey/hi ....basically one word or just a date .....  even "Cum hop on this 4/18" lol i'll take (probably not but I feel a bit goofy today".

leighanextdoor See my TER Reviews 276 reads
posted
10 / 12

I knew alot of it was joking but the part I mention was the only thing I saw that could be seen as offensive.  But it was funny.  You should see some of the stuff we get.  Its crazy.

anncarolinas See my TER Reviews 297 reads
posted
11 / 12

Do you do half hours? I just HAVE to meet you! I'm still laughing.... Look I got forty dollars... what'll ya gimme for that, Quasi?!?

(Call me. We can figure something out for my SKILLZZZzzzz by the second. Thirty, to be exact. Maybe a work-trade-laugh program! :) )

anncarolinas See my TER Reviews 311 reads
posted
12 / 12

I know this is for the boys, but you've inspired me Northy.

Here goes:

My name is Alicia Alexandria Alexis Amanda Atara Aniqua Ashley-Ann.

I am NOT an ESCORT! I do NOT provide SEXUAL ACTS SO DON'T ASK!

DON'T SAY ONE WORD WHEN YOU CALL ME!

I entertain in my cosy boodwhar some SELECTIVE freinds.

ALSO - I only see completely shaven men, no hair waist down. Very important.

Please place the loose clippings in the envelope when you arrive for our first date so I will know you are SAFE to see!

I AM NOT AN ESORT! Do not call me if you are THE LAW!
Call 704-330-6969 for more information. BE DISREET!

Okay. I'll stop now. :-) I didn't mean to be crass :) This contest will be HILARIOUS! I hope more men write a post for it! Tuesday will be a fun-filled day of many laughs I do believe!

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