How much,  depends really.  Is it covered by insurance?  lol

Really i cant put a price on it cause I am not sure how many I need.  I never thought about what size I would like to be just wanted to be bigger.  What size would be the "correct size".  Double D?? rotfl Oh we did that one already


Dang guy  this is hard,  btw that is also what my last date said. lol

or I'd have to have special pants made.

No, really. I gave John Holmes penis envy (mmm, may be dating myself). Last time I had sex with a girl I warned her as I was slipping inside her pussy "you are going to feel a little pressure" and she said "yeah, on the roof of my mouth!" When I wear bermuda shorts, I have to put one of my golf club covers over the head. My dick is so big, I have to choose: fold it or trip on it.

It's tough, too. At the gym, when I'm doing cardio, it's lifting free weights. And talented? Why, it's typing this note right now.

Face it guy, my dick's dick is bigger than yours.

My 10 year old said to me the other day, "Daddy, mine's only four inches!"

I told him "Son, don't worry, that's plenty wide enough".


ba-dump-bump -------------rimshot-------------

Because if its(yeah little shifterp) gets bigger I am sure my big head will shrink.

One of the reasons I feel confident in my ability to give women pleasure, intense pleasure
is because I have had to work so damn hard at it. Still do! Everytime, focused, determined, relentlessly persistent.

If I had a bigger little head then the big head would not have had to develop
skills over the years and I would invariably have the idea, with THIS what else do I
need? DUMB QUESTION!

Then I would have missed out on all the years of intense in the field training
that produced so many pleasurable times. Never would have known what a slight curve could do to help a fella out!!!!!!!!!!! It is the fit and the angle not how huge, to most, DUH!!!!!

I would have never known size can't compete with treating women with the
utmost respect(the ones who deserve it). Never would have known size is not
the factor to all women the way all men feel it is. YES some women want a
dong the size of a horse YES, just like some men are crazy about abnormally huge
sized jugs. Most women however are not into a freak show, they are more interested
in the fella connected to the wee-wee.

Anyone see the funny Dude from SNL is engaged to the Hottie from House, 13? No not a horse-hung pornstar, a funny dude who is most likely average girth and length. Damn that gal is a hottie.

Yes, it is the hobby and YES there is a donation but I am here to tell you genuine
passion and connections are possible in the hobby. I know sometimes it is just wham
bam, did you put the donation where it is supposed to be? Get it, been there, done that a very very few times myself. Yes I know sometimes there
is great acting going on. I also know that there are also genuine connections made
and shared pasion and mutual satisfaction is shared if only for a short time. My story and sticking to it.

Nice, good hygene, fresh breath, respectful, passionate, genuinely interested
in them receiving instense pleasure, sense of humor, should I go on?  Size matters, but
only to some. Let them get together with horse hung dudes...no problem, have at um!

Leave the majority I can be picky with and every now and then discover a true gem.
I am the luckiest fella in the whole hobby if you look at the ladies I have been able
to get intimate with. Some Dude just won the NC Lottery for the second time. I am luckier!

He can spend his money and it is gone but the memories I have with the select few ladies I have
chosen will last till my dying breath.

I sincerely love woman THANK GOD for them because HOLY CRAP BATMAN look at the alternative!!!!!! Roadie you are a nice enough fella but I ain't bloin yas!

Back to longer posts, Sorry Roadie, was it good while it lasted???  hehe

I Concur!

Shifterp OUT!  ps all I just said just my opinion and nothing else.

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen bring up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.

Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"

"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow ..." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways.

As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"

"It was horrible," he replies, "All I got was a headache. All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

I don't pay for things I don't need.