This is a joke I heard that I wanted to share with the Carolina Board, Hope it stays here.

Little Bobby wanted to know what the difference between hypothetically and Realistically so he goes and asks his dad.
"dad, what's the difference between hypothetically and realistically?"
His dad says, "Bobby, go upstairs and ask your mom if she would fuck the neighbor man for one million dollars"
So bobby goes upstairs and asks his mom if she would fuck the neighbor for one million dollars to which she replies "yes"
Bobby goes back to his dad and says "Dad, mom said yes. Now whats the difference between hypothetically and realistically?"
He says, "now I want you to go in the kitchen and ask you sister if she would fuck the neighbor man for one million dollars."
so bobby goes in the kitchen and ask his sister "would you fuck the neighbor man for one million dollars" to which she replies "Hell yeah!!"
Confused, bobby goes back to his dad and says "she too said she would fuck the neighbor man for one million dollars, but I still don't know the difference between hypothetically and realistically"

His dad say's "Bobby (pauses)...Hypothetically, we have two million dollars. Realistically, we live with two ho's"

 
Enjoy your day!!!

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