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Well Case got me thinking on the ol' Disney thing --- especially Disney Princesses !!!
krichardssc 25 Reviews 575 reads
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OK ........ call me a perv, that's ok ....... BUT, Disney Princesses are HOT !!! Like Hot-Hot !! You can't say they are "too young", because they must be "twenty-to-thirty somethings", right? Ariel would have to be the youngest and even she is late teens, early twenties ..........

So, if Disney Princesses provided and toured the Carolinas ...... OMG !!! Would you? Who would you choose? It's pretty dam hard because they are all sooooo damn hot ....... AND NICE  ..... AND FREAKIN' SMART !!!!

My "D.P. Bucket List" would have to be (yes, in order this time since I don't have to be "politically correct"):
1. Belle --- She's smart, sexy, feminine, kind .... can sing like hell & she's a brunette (as Case pointed out) Plus she loves the Beast, so she would love me ;)

2. Pocahontas --- Can you imagine a canoe trip with her into the wilderness ??!!  

3. Jasmine --- Those eyes !!! Her "carpet" has to be magic !! Mmmm .... She just makes you want to rub your "lamp" and wish she was there !!

4. Snow White --- Hell, if she can take on seven grumpy bastards ..... she's got to be "Skilled" !! Although, not one of the lil' fella's was named "Hung" !!!

5. Ariel ---- Not for a few years though !! Yes, she is a sexy red-head, but I wouldn't book an appointment with her until she could prove to me that she was 25.  

Honorable Mention D.P. Providers:
- Aurora (Sleeping Beauty): Yes, she is hot, but wouldn't you be afraid she would fall asleep??
- Cinderella: Very sweet, demure & she's pretty. Hardworking too ...... AND .... she always does the "dirt work" with a smile on her face. BUT .... I think she has a foot fetish and THAT'S not me !!!

Doubles Anyone ?? The "Best Bang for Your Buck" would have to be --
Pocahontas & Jasmine ----- That's just erotic !!!

Now ........ just so I don't get any emails from whoever loves to send "nasty emails" about my posts  --------------- here's the news flash:
I'M KIDDING !!!
All of you sane people know that. This was (or is) supposed to be humorous !!

case321316 reads

Very funny and that's how I took it. I will say that the few times I went to Disney world with my family and of course my daughter had to meet all the princesses I did feel like a dirty perv. The young gals who play them there are obviously of age most of them seem to fit the 25 and up bracket. Couldn't help having bad thoughts especially the lady that was dressed up like Pochantaus God she was sexy! The actress playing Belle was hot too and they all have these magical feminine voices its just hot in a wierd way.  

Another thing about Disney at Epcot if you got through the little countries they have set up there they have college age girls from the countries represented working all the shops and such. Now that's a treat! My favorites were Italy for obvious reasons a multitude of brunettes and tan skin. Norway was awesome too blue eyed blonde cuties everywhere ya looked. Canada and England were well represented also, and for some reason I kind of found that English accent sexy. I'm with you though 25 is about my cutoff year, a lady really blossoms and turns into the woman she will be somewhere around 23 or so. At least that's my opinion and before that they look like kids to me anymore, and we all know that ain't cool. Nice post dude!!

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Posted By: krichardssc
OK ........ call me a perv, that's ok ....... BUT, Disney Princesses are HOT !!! Like Hot-Hot !! You can't say they are "too young", because they must be "twenty-to-thirty somethings", right? Ariel would have to be the youngest and even she is late teens, early twenties ..........  
   
 So, if Disney Princesses provided and toured the Carolinas ...... OMG !!! Would you? Who would you choose? It's pretty dam hard because they are all sooooo damn hot ....... AND NICE  ..... AND FREAKIN' SMART !!!!  
   
 My "D.P. Bucket List" would have to be (yes, in order this time since I don't have to be "politically correct"):  
 1. Belle --- She's smart, sexy, feminine, kind .... can sing like hell & she's a brunette (as Case pointed out) Plus she loves the Beast, so she would love me ;)  
   
 2. Pocahontas --- Can you imagine a canoe trip with her into the wilderness ??!!  
   
 3. Jasmine --- Those eyes !!! Her "carpet" has to be magic !! Mmmm .... She just makes you want to rub your "lamp" and wish she was there !!  
   
 4. Snow White --- Hell, if she can take on seven grumpy bastards ..... she's got to be "Skilled" !! Although, not one of the lil' fella's was named "Hung" !!!  
   
 5. Ariel ---- Not for a few years though !! Yes, she is a sexy red-head, but I wouldn't book an appointment with her until she could prove to me that she was 25.  
   
 Honorable Mention D.P. Providers:  
 - Aurora (Sleeping Beauty): Yes, she is hot, but wouldn't you be afraid she would fall asleep??  
 - Cinderella: Very sweet, demure & she's pretty. Hardworking too ...... AND .... she always does the "dirt work" with a smile on her face. BUT .... I think she has a foot fetish and THAT'S not me !!!  
   
 Doubles Anyone ?? The "Best Bang for Your Buck" would have to be --  
 Pocahontas & Jasmine ----- That's just erotic !!!  
   
 Now ........ just so I don't get any emails from whoever loves to send "nasty emails" about my posts  --------------- here's the news flash:  
 I'M KIDDING !!!  
 All of you sane people know that. This was (or is) supposed to be humorous !!!    
   
   
 

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clarkw.griswold221 reads

Well, not sure about that reference, but Disney doesn't cum to mind when I thing about you :)

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seductivesloan250 reads

"I used to be Snow White but I drifted"

is a well know metaphor spoken by Mae West who was a stage and screen actress who gave the impression she was a bad girl. This comment means she used to be pure, virginal, but then drifted (became sexually experienced). It's a play on the words snow and drifted that I've always appreciated.  

Nore would I, as a Provider, want to ever be referred to combined with Disney.

Posted By: clarkw.griswold
Well, not sure about that reference, but Disney doesn't cum to mind when I thing about you :)

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