A couple of years ago I was on 85 heading towards Charlotte.  And spotted this car with the hood up and a very pretty 30 somethin' woman looking under the hood.  Being the gentleman I am I stopped and offered my assistance.  She asked for a ride to her destination which was fine with me.  
It was this time of year and we started chatting about Halloween as we drove along.  She shocked me when she confessed to being a witch.  I laughed and said “Not a real witch”.   She smiled one of those smiles and said “I am a real, cauldron stirring, spell casting, broom riding witch!"   This doesn’t happen to me every day, but I needed proof so I challenged her and said, “Fine, prove it, turn me into something”.  Yep she must have been a witch……  cause she turned me into the next motel.  – And there you were thinking RS could be serious.

you should tell the story of how she road YOUR broom!!!! lol

Now that is a blond I could really get behind.