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scazdude 29 Reviews 464 reads
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Care to assist with a little joke?

All, I'm trying to come up with a little joke.  Below is what I have so far, care to help me finish?

Two mongers and a provider walk into a bar.

Monger #1 Asks for a beer with a lot of head

Monger #2 Asks for sex on the beach

I need help with the provider, what does she ask for, what's her response?  

Let's have some fun with this one!

DreamyKisses See my TER Reviews 464 reads
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2 / 10
The provider asks for .....

a Harvey Wallbanger, to go along with the slow screw she also orders.  ;-)

clarence37 37 Reviews 464 reads
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3 / 10
The provider asks for

three hundred dollars.

Where do I pick up my check?

Roadshow2 30 Reviews 359 reads
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4 / 10
And she said 'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' -e-


END OF MESSAGE

krichardssc 25 Reviews 311 reads
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5 / 10
"I thinks it's time for a Lifeline. Can I call a friend?"


END OF MESSAGE

scazdude 29 Reviews 354 reads
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6 / 10
The provider says:

Can't you guys be original that's what my last two clients wanted.

case321 31 Reviews 364 reads
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7 / 10
Two fingers please or my favorite

Sorry guys I'm off the clock, I'm trying out that free trial Case's Escort Service was offering. Now that's a joke!!

IanMcKee73 85 Reviews 316 reads
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8 / 10
Joke

She asks for a slippery asshole.... and the lawyer at the end of the bar speaks up and says he's available!

MyRantAlias 392 reads
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9 / 10
Warning this is gross.........

Please be a gentelman and push in my stool.

Roadshow2 30 Reviews 366 reads
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10 / 10
Re: Warning this is gross.........

oh that was bad but worthy

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