I found this pretty hilarious.

would work just fine. But I could use someone to carry my surfboard at times.

I need to try this...NOT!! The only thing hard I want between my legs is a man or a vibrating pleasure machine!

for carrying your load!!
ox

coochie crossfit..

but hauling around that longboard does get a bit heavy. ;D

There are already events in which men aren't allowed to compete, so why not add this one too?  It could be a specialized subset of weight lifting.  The organizing committee would have to vote on the equipment options, and measure them prior to events.