Not what I thought it was gonna be but reminds me of another story

I thought maybe the dude would be cranking one off watching porn in bed. Guess I have a dirty mind LOL!!
Reminded me of this guy I used to work with said his wife came home early and he was on the couch taking matters into his own hands so to speak. She said it made her feel dirty, to which he replied why I wasn't thinking about you!! He was a trip if he hadnt passed away think he would have been a hobbyist.

Nothing worse than someone who doesn't watch responsibly

that is pretty funny....