Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

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who were "enjoying" their ice cream would have been married.

Why? Because after your married, they usually don't lick, bite or suck anymore !!!!!  Sorry...........I know that was bad, but I couldn't resist.

WEDDING CAKE!    Ladies its a joke.  Just a joke.

I am nto so sure it is just a joke.

I remember being married and had no sex drive..

and I laugh now because he would never, ever in a million years guess I am making up for lost time....

Skip the cake and just go for the Suger Baby Arrangment......

Hey Jessica, Do you know what I call a divorced woman making up for lost time?
BABY

My mind is a pethora of ideas and imaginations.

a CLASSIC !!!

I know my earlier post was a little "politically incorrect", but this thread has made me laugh because IT'S TRUE !!!!  I hope everyone realizes we are just having a little fun.