Pardner your right.  That is about 200 a month. for 12 months that would be *4 -nuttin to carry- 8 - then a 2  - divided by 3 - carry the 1* that would be like 8 to 9 quality shots in the dark.  That would work. Could call it reward points.

I few weeks ago I posted a “kissing question” and I got lots of great advice.  Also I had asked how much time the ladies took getting ready for the date.  Again a lot if insight.  I am an ‘old dog’ but I still can be taught, well sometimes.

Well all the talkin’ got me a thinkin’.  I kinda was trying to be somethin’ I ain't and sure enough, I wasn’t helping my experience at all.  So yesterday I had this date. ( i aint tellin' but she comes round here) And I decided to really get ready for it.  Took me an hour just to get things right, and I ain't a foolin’.  Now I didn’t get the lye soap out or anything like that, but I got to a fixin' and a cleanin' and brushin' and just made myself as pretty and as sweet smellin’ as I could make this ol Desoto.  Ya know on a scale of 1 to 10 I am a figurin’ I am about a 3 maybe a 2 1/2. Might as well be a shiny 3.

Now I have 2 vices in this here world and one is a purty woman (and there is a lot of 'em here at the board) and the other is I do a bit of smokin’.  Well if’n you smoke, then you know, going to the date there is a tremendous urge to lite 2 or 3 or 4.  I find that the ladies and the tobacco don’t mix well.  So after I got all gussied up, I hid my smokes and off I went.  I ain’t tellin’ ya it was easy or nuttin', but I made it.  And let me tell you here and now, that lady put a lip lock on me that simply had my toes curling right out of my boots.  And man-o-day she was all over my like a duck on a junebug from beginnin' to end.  Now I can't go telling’ ya'll too much more cause the old mod will kick my behind half way to Europe and I can't swim that well. I found out I ain't that much into the French kissin’.  No need in playing tonsil hockey when you can’t skate I figure.  Ok maybe a bit when it gets real hot but I was very comfortable in my own skin.  And she LIKED it.  And I plan on trying this on more ladies just to see if it continues to work.  I reckon it will, cant see why not.

Was wondering from the guys on here, do ya all have any secrets to making the whole “date”  thingy-ma-bob better.?????  I mean if’n you were willing to share your experience with the rest of us??  I am purty sure we could use it.  

You should try quitin' fer real.  No more temporary withdrawal.  No more "smokers breath".  Better stamina.  No more running short of breath.  There's a few more but you already know that.  I'll just mention the big one.  MORE MONEY TO HOBBY WITH!

If you had not have admitted that you got laid. I would have guessed it. The lingering effects of
a hot sexy experience are amazing sometimes. Glad you had so much fun.

Always have fun.  I mean there ain't a girl on thus board that aint a load of fun.  But sometimes it goes a little further.  You know I was joking around but underneath there is a truth to it.

I must say this again an again. Do your research! If you don't, you have only yourself to blame. By and large most ladies locally or touring. Don't like to discuss what you can expect on a date. Over the phone.  As you and I know all to well RoadShow. Just because they say GFE. Doesn't mean your gonna get that! However, luckily for us all. There is TER VIP. Where if you have any doubts or are unsure about a lady. You can check her out.  Also, the ladies can check you out too.

But, no matter how much research you do. It all comes down to the first few moments. If you have ever asked the lady to wear something in particular for you. Then you know what I mean by being disappointed.  That will certainly ruin a good time too. When you arrive and she doesn't have it on. For what ever reason that she justifies. It takes away from the experience to a certain degree. Can't stand for lady to purposely mislead you. Saying she does have what you asked for. Then, has something only vaguely like what you asked for.  Granted, when its in outcall. You need to be understanding that she isn't gonna slide through the lobby in a trench coat. She will need a moment to change and get ready.

Upon your arrival you will either have that chemistry or not. If she is having a bad day. You'll know it. That goes both ways too gentlemen.  However, if you start off with something Hot and Saucy. Like our dear friend Mr. RoadShow here. It seems you will certainly have a great time. Kind of hard to be disappointed with such a willing and true GFE provider as what Mr. Roadshow experienced lately.

There are many aspects that can make a date great. If its an Incall. Then its all up to the ladies. If its an outcall to a hotel. Then gentleman its up to you to do something special. A few well placed scented candles. Can go a long way. A towel or two on the lamp shades to take the edge off the light in the room.  Of course, a nice balcony can always be fun. . . at night or day if you are that bold! In the end though it comes down to communication and chemistry.  I have even upon occasion.  Written up an outline. Of how I would like things to actually flow.  While, I am refreshing up the lady can get familiar with it. That is assuming she hasn't read any of your prior reviews.

I love your ideas in the last paragraph.  Some of that I wouldnt have thought of.  I took notes.  

You have mentioned the GFE several times in past threads.  Sound s like you have had 1 or 2 bad experiences.  Join the club.  Been there.  Dont give me hug and then run to get the action on.  First off I dont pay for sex.  Period. I pay for a companion.  Nothing more.  I do not have any expectations except for companionship.  In fact I would rather call a lady a comnpanion rather than a provider.  Provider does sound like a Doctor or insurance company.  

Saying that, if you dont have chemistry then you wont have a fun time, end of story.  GFE means many things to many people.  I know we talked about it before.  But again what good is GFE if there isnt a chemistry.  Let there be chemistry and boom you can go all the way to passion in 6.5 seconds.  You know sometimes all I want to do is just have lunch or dinner. A intelligent funny companion can make your day.  

I personally dont have rules or a road map for the experience.  Research can tell you a lot but no matter what you think, it all doesnt matter when you first meet eye to eye.  That first few seconds will tell you more than all your research has.  I get comfortable and my companion gets comfortable and then we will see.  Dont set expectations real high.  But if you like the first meeting then go back for seconds. You know like shampoo. " Lather rinse, repeat".

That is just my humble view.  And as many reviewers have said.  YMMV.