A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"


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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?


Because at 69 they blow a rod...

do not require any licking---self sticking, you know(  Those of us old enuf to remember exercising our tongues that way, now have to find something else to lick;P~~~  I much prefer the new tongue exercises, and I'm up to AT LEAST a 100 licks a minute, kinda like the new CPR to get the heart going lickity split;P~~~

She is one cute lil puppy for sure;and I believe that I would keep her for a bit, if she followed me homeP~~

BTW, birdluvr69, I LOVE your handle! I have bird feeders all over my deck. I love birds!!!

Me thinks Katy is takin a licken I mean liken to ya!!!!

LOL!!! Katymarie,

I LUV "birds", too, but we may be talking "birds of a different feather;P~~~"  YOU are of one variety---the most beautiful kind---on your knees, minus your "feathers"--- in a "nest" that looks sooooooo inviting and those with feathers, who are magnificent in their own right)  Maybe we can play "baby bird" some time;P~~~