The most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to ya during sex. In or out of the hobby, figure most of the story's will be out of the hobby since most of the time we've had a bit of experiance before you end up here. And no I'm not going first this time. And yes I've got a good one at least thank God it was at home many moons ago. Lol!!!

There was this one time after a kraut dog eating competition that my digestive system didn't agree with me...my ex still refers to me as Chow Chow and there's a double entendre in that one.

Er, um, literally. I managed to set fire to the bed in the midst of sexy times. Badly placed candles and losing myself in the moment resulted in a smoky room and a ruined pillow and bedspread

After an intense orgasm, I jumped up quick & boom hit the floor! My face red, giggling I hear "are you ok?"

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Why were you beating up on mommy?

funny.. The time when we fell off the bed or the time we broke the bed and the whole thing fell on the floor..

Just like the Penthouse Letters...

Accidentally, of course.

Getting busted  on the golf course by the military police!. They let us go eventually but not till they had us scared shitless about what was going to happen to us. Not cool.

Tried my first strip tease and kept falling, hahaha