Reached under the counter for some mouthwash. Unscrewed the cap, pulled it up to my lips... Wait this doesn't smell quite right...

I almost gargled with Mr Clean. On the one hand my breath would have been cleaner than ever. Minty fresh? Not so much

I know a lady I ride bike with that we were all standing around waiting for one morning. She shows up and said she was getting ready and went to grab some hair mousse??? or something of the sort and in her rush had grabbed toothpaste and put it in her hair.  Poor girl, we keep telling her that her hair smelt minty fresh.