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Can any ladies offer me a small dick discount this weekend.

Always remember, for you to run an effective ad, use the K.I.S.S. method. You know:
"Keep It Short & Simple"
"Keep It Short Stupid"
"Keep It Short S*^thead"
"Keep It Short Short--Dick"

Hope this helps. Keep us posted on your generous offer. I'm sure the ladies are losing their panties already !!
Keep on rockin' the Carolinas Buddy !!!

Good Man Krich, KISS cool!

Add, WIIFM

What are the readers, or your potential target market got tattoed on their forehead??

What's Is In It For Me?

Write to what will INTEREST them and wait by the phone cause if you do it write they will call!

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So how bout it Krich, am I getting any calls? hehe

I Concur!

Shifterp OUT

send her to you !!  

My advice is to get a TOLL-free hotline and a personal assitant to handle all the calls. That would be the opposite of what Pat Roits strategy, which is to have a 900 number installed.

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