I do not know what the lady did to you but dannnnnnnnnnnnng.  Slow down you move too fast.....  Its a song guy.  This is a condition I call Board Crack.  I have it bad.

 I tell you what you do.  Go find every lady that posts on here, find her website, read EVERY word,  look at the last 6 or 7 reviews and make your list and check it twice.  Then when you get back to the States you will know who what where when and why.