An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.


She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'


He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'


She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'


The two sat sipping in silence.


A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'


He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian

Still laffing my A$$ off-HA Ha Ha!

Thanks for posting!

xoxo,

Steph

Thanks, SC in SC. It's good to have a good laugh first thing in the morning!! Kisses.
BTW, do you still have that ultrasoft mattress that I used to sink into when you were in south MB??

Well, guess I'm out of the closet now;P  I had no idea I was a Lesbian! Is this going to affect my diet;P, the way the ladies on this board look at me--O, he' all tongue, oops! talk, yeah, all talk;P OMG! Do I have any use for a "Johnson" now(

Maybe when I get back to MB I will lett you sink into something VERY soft!!

Good to see you
XOXO

I guess I can come out of the closet, too. I admit it. I'm a lesbian, and always have been. Admtting it is the first step. Now on to the second step...gotta find some pussy.

I think I am one too