where is all the fun in Charl

I think you're going to end up in the wrong city! Unless, of course, that's a girl's name.

Perhaps it's like this...?

Thar once wuz a harlot that couldn't spell Charlotte.
Got back on da plane and ended up in Maine.
Stole a car.  Stopped to pee.  How the hell did I end up in Tennessee?
She started to cry... oh hand her a kleenix.  Holy shit, she wound up in Phoenix.

Yes, it's late.  I'll go to bed now.  Just having fun.... no offense.