I think that you have several problems here. First, by coming to a board like this and asking for free service, you are implying that there is something wrong with the guys here who pay for service. That is not going to help you win friends and influence people. Second, by trying to tailor your first time as you did, you are insulting ladies here who might otherwise be willing to fulfill your little request but maybe don't fall into your specifications. Third, and this is most important of all, by asking for free service from ladies who are professionals in this regard, you are implying that their time and service is not worth your money and that what they do is something to be looked down upon. Color me surprised if you don't get any takers.
Hello Ladies. I am in a "situation". The next line will be a shock, so hold on! I am 31 years old and still a virgin! Yes, I know, how could that be. Long story. A friend of mine told me about this site, so I thought I would check it out. One thing I have a problem with, at least when it is my "first time", is paying for it. I don't suppose that there is anyone out there willing to "knock my socks" of as a HUGE FAVOR?!!! I have been told that I am very attractive by many women, but they were never in a situation to be able to "help", and I stay so busy with work, I just never get out. I do have one opportunity this Saturday(6/12). I would be willing to make the time to take a lovely lady out to lunch or dinner and leave the rest to you! I am attracted to the average to athletic body type. I would like natural breasts. Hair color does not matter, but looks do. Please don't take that the wrong way, I just want my first to be unforgetable in "every way"! We would also need to be able to go to your location. I have a roomate and I would never hear the end of it! If you think you may be able to help me out, PLEASE respond to this post with a way to contact you. I will be in touch with you ASAP. Thank you for your consideration.
Rex, I like your solution, or he could get an inflatable doll, take it to a nice restaurant and say nice things to it. Just think, he wouldn't need to put any money in an envelope, and she'd never say "sorry, I don't speak Greek"?
I think that you have several problems here. First, by coming to a board like this and asking for free service, you are implying that there is something wrong with the guys here who pay for service. That is not going to help you win friends and influence people. Second, by trying to tailor your first time as you did, you are insulting ladies here who might otherwise be willing to fulfill your little request but maybe don't fall into your specifications. Third, and this is most important of all, by asking for free service from ladies who are professionals in this regard, you are implying that their time and service is not worth your money and that what they do is something to be looked down upon. Color me surprised if you don't get any takers.
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