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Ok maybe not but just in case any of you in CarolinaDiscussionBoardHobbyLand ever asked yourself, is this Shifterp real or a legend in his own mind??? Easy now Sparky!

If he is real? What does this LONGWINDED but cheery, pleasant, clever, witty shockingly attractive, charming sensitive hunk-adunk really do? I mean in his spare time between pleasuring the ladies, juicing his food trying to overcome that 581 blood sugar reading he had a few months back! 82 the other day by the way, HIGHLY recommend the juicing and that awful Dr Oz Green drink! Tastes like a combination of dirt and grass but brings that blood sugar down like a champ!

I finally after thousands of requests, ok none but just wanted to share...here is a chance for ya"ll to see what goes on in my world in my spare time! Maybe even find something to do in your sparetime and report the results back to our sweet ole board!!! Yeah that's the ticket!

Hope some of you will pick a favorite from this site and maybe share a little of what some of you do in your spare time. I know a lot of you watch corn grow but dig DEEP and maybe imagine what you MIGHT do if you could break yourself away from the growth of those kernals.

Ok FEAST your eyes on DIS............  

I Concur with the activities on this website!

Shifterp OUT to get busy with my next home project!!!! hehe
Wonder which one will be my ATF!!!!!!!!!!



-- Modified on 1/8/2013 10:34:13 PM

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fallonkelly517 reads

I met a gentleman in MS who brought along his homemade toy.  You know those older drills with a cord can be modified in such delightful ways.....

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shifterp371 reads

Lol!!!  Drills, vegtables, pillows, shampoo bottles, the possibilities are endless!

Thanks for you knos the effort fallon!!

I concur enthusiastically!!

Shifterp Out!!!

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Roadshow2411 reads

Ize jest a wonderin, who the heck put a quarter in yer slot?  Yo put out more words than that der Carter fella put out liva pills.  And don’t be callin me Sparky!  Lol

And now yer a drinkin that green drink??  It tastes jest like the bottom of a lawn mower, and I still got the taste in mah mouth.... from the lawnmower not the drink.  

Now I was a lookin at dem der toys yer a makin and I can see you aint a growin enny corn, dats fer sure.  But I have been a makin some ladies toys.  They is a bunch easier.  I start out wif a shovel and turn some dirt over.   Then I start a growin carrots  cucumbers, sweet taters,  eggplant and yeah corn.  And as enny fool can painly see that you’re a reckonin that the eggplant is a simulated Shifterp.  Yeppers, yer a legund in your own mind and your funnier than watchin a hound dawg eat hot wings.    

Now you got me a jawin with my 10 gallon mouth.  But to anser yer question, I be likin ridin, and paintin and makin candles.  

Wanna see what I found..........

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shifterp356 reads

Thanks for u know the effort!

Such a cool thread if I do say so myself!!!

Preciate ur contribution!

Now if we could get more knuckleheads to share we would be onto something!

This board about as boring as I have ever seen it over the years!

Wake up people, share!!!

Shifterp out!!!

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shifterp373 reads

Thanks for chimming in Ms Mocha!!!!

How about SHAMWOW!!!!!!

Bet we could find something fun to with dat MsMochaLatte!!!!

Turn around kiss myself!!!  

I concur wit dat!!!!

Shifterp You know by now....OUT!!!!!

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TrulyMsMocha411 reads

No MochaLATTE and all the extra stuff .....  i'm  just Mocha no filler :).

Lol I don't understand the rest of what you said but it made me laugh.

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shifterp402 reads

You never saw the commercial for Shamwow? You can probably google it!

Then you could imagine what kind of sex toy that could be made into!!!!!!! LOL

And "turn around kiss myself"!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote from the Godfather of SOUL!!!!!!!!

You mean you don't know James Brown????? Lordy Lordy is that really possible?

LOL ok how bout writing just what pops into my mind, you said no latte....I thought you supply
the mocha, me the latte, and then we got it all worked out!!!!!!!! hehe

Anything that I might have said other than might have been my eubonic's attempt.

That should really make you laugh cause I am the whitest human being on the planet and trying to talk cool it JUST RE-DIC-U-LOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for sharing truly and have a great evening.

Shifterp OUT!

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TrulyMsMocha366 reads

......to be "down" just bring the latte the next time i'm touring around NC.


-Mocha OUT (lol)

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shifterp434 reads

Oh TM did mean to imply anything about your language

Thing is millions if not billions of my peeps might be reading. Some of them need me to say some of what I am laying on them so they smell what the rock is cooking!!!

So my uebonics was for snoop, fitty,tracy, jb smoove ectectect.

So my sista from another mother(sounds better when tracy says it I know)

Take care and thanks for contributing!  

Shifterp Out!

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Roadshow2354 reads

Shifter she is jerkin your chain.  Hell I even understood your poor attempt and mine would be worse.  But if you ever meet Miss Mocha she is very well spoken.  Heck she speaks better merican than me.

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lookinfor3450 reads

I havent really posted much here just lurk but like shifter said it is kinda booring so..
I made these at home does that count?
high grade aluminum and high polish finish.

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9676forfun374 reads

You sick fuck. Now, let me place my order.

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shifterp522 reads

what he said!!!!!!!!!!!

I Concur!

Shifterp OUT!

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shifterp435 reads

It is great you contributed, first reaction....honest injin?

you sick ..ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then I readjusted got my composure back and want to know this....."How have they worked"?????

Home run with you know, the ladies??? I might need a gaggle of um!

Thanks, for you know the contribution!

Shifterp OUT! ps I am HONORED I got your lurking self to join in the fun! you go boy!

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